Someone get Rudy Carpenter on the phone and tell him to call Bridget.

And do you think Bridget M. will keep the baby, no matter what? Course. That bun in the oven will be a jackpot for her in six more months. Just as Brynn Cameron cashed in with Leinart's baby, so will Bridget Moynahan. Tom Leykis constantly warns us about this.

Any word on whether Tom or Matty will actually be fathers to their kids, or will they just pay 18 years of child support (plus college tuition) and be absentee fathers?

God, have you guys seen new SI swimsuit girl Bar Refaeli? My goodness! An Israeli goddess! I'm trying to imagine her as an SC Song Girl. Dime piece!

Remember when the song girls used to all be pretty? They are better this year than the past few years, but they still don't compare with what they used to be.

Dawson, yeah I remember. In the early to mid 90s, under Larry Smith then John Robinson, when the Program wasn't that good, the Song Girls were really high-caliber then.