Johnnie "The Smashing Machine" Morton will take down that that washed-up has-been Gracie... The Coliseum is Johnnie's house.

The time he had to spend here in Detroit playing for the Lions must of messed his head up

Why don't they feature some former UCLA football players they are good at assault

Who remembers the bowel game against Fresno State where he took himself out of the game at half time so as not to get injured. His pro future was more important then earning his scholarship.

Throw the kings of assault Ray Malaluga or Mark Sanchez in against Gracie. Gracie would embarrass them because they only assault students or women.

The SC/LA Trade Tech police blotter is much bigger than the Bruins! In the Police Blotter Bowl, the Trojans extended their winning streak to 25 in a row!

Todd Marinovich, OJ Mayo, and Snoop Dogg (in his Dwayne Jarrett uniform) will light the torch and open the festivities with a smoke-off.

Dominique Byrd will be fighting Mia St. John on the undercard!

Mark Sanchez and Hershel Dennis will take on Lisa Nowak with OJ Simpson as the special guest referee.

Dwayne Jarrett will a run a special 40 yard dash against Rosie O'Donnell and Butterbean.

Cole Ford and OJ Simpson will be fight in a special "I Acquit" match.

It should be a great event! Vince McMahon eat your heart out!

Bill,

Two comebacks on the same post? Kind of amateurish. And you had 19 minutes to think up the secon one...and that was the best you could come with? Sad.

How bout this: Justin Medlock gets to fight Mia St. John...he'd just punch her once and run away, leaving her in the middle of the ring.

Maybe Jarrett can race the last great UCLA wide receiver...oh wait, that was an oxymoron.

If by "Ridiculous" Scott means "too Awesome for words" then yes - this is The most Ridiculous Item of the Day.

Oh and any Bruin that posts more on this blog than on their own can't expect to be taken seriously.

OJ jokes? What is this 1996?

I think Trojans should probably lay off the Ricky Manning mentions. He wasn't even charged, and he hasn't played a down at UCLA in years. Trojans should recognize that's a shattered-glass house.

And isn’t it funny how “Bill” is the only one that really ever responds to his own posts?...except for Patty O.

Actually Bill, your first post was "almost" funny...you are getting closer.

ReelBruin, I am sure the student that got his head kicked when he was trying to study at Denny's can vouch that Ricky is not the most upstanding human being.