Sightings

Duhn,, duhn, duhn!!!

Where's Miguelito or 13-9 when you need them?

I hope all UCLA's commits go elsewhere by signing day. I would say to USC but half of them would never see playing time and USC doesn't want them. Come on Erickson...

He was inquiring about how to get an agent/booster-sponsored meal/adult entertainment, and how and when you get access to the limo!! Then, he asked how about how it will be to hand over his sole NC trophy to Oklahoma and how the "dynasty" never won a NC!!

Cheat On!!!

Actually, he was asking PC if he had a scholarship open for him still at USC, because ever since he committed to UCLA he's been shadowed and harrassed by a Bruin fan named Bill begging to give him daily rimjobs...

I wonder what was discussed. If this was more than a "mere bump" then PC could be subject to the same scrutiny as Saban and those S. Florida boys.

This is not to say that this "gray area" stuff doesn't happen 100x everyday...