Oh Mercy Nurse!
Tom Kelly is signing copies of his new book, "Tom Kelly's Tales from the USC Trojans" at the 710 Experience area outside the Coliseum from 1:30 to 2:30 before Saturday's game. This area's become a bit of a freak show before games and you never know what 90's-era player you will run into or desperate author, Tom Kelly excluded of course since we encourage a visit.
They are ruining their rep now by hanging out at USC
I heard Jones is going to transfer along with Bradford
USC1966 is already having a bad weekend, and it's not even Saturday yet!
I call this one:
"Pete Carroll, John Morton and Steve Sarkisian wondering what to call on 3 & 20 after another holding call vs. USC"
http://www.math.hawaii.edu/~hile/math100/comba_files/stooges.jpg
"Another bubble screen? nah..called that 20 times already this game...I know! a run up the middle with McKnight to make them think we are tricky! no..he will fumble..long pass to Ronald Johnson? umm..we already did that our 1 time per game..oh hell just pick something Sark and where's Woidneck?"
Maybe Martin Osborne (aka trojanbobcat)will show up with printed copies of his blog, and offering intimate relationships with anyone who requests an autograph.
I can't believe Morton has the audacity to show up on a sideline with his un-coaching of the top receiver talent. Sark and Morton with their ingenious methods to sabotage an offense. Was PC's idea that two incompetent coaches would make up for one competent one? I mean we could have had highly experienced coaches who could competently oversee multiple positions and thus giving us a special teams coach. But not when your son needs a job I guess. Where the hell is our A.D. Garrett? Isn't one of his jobs to keep nepotism and cronyism from creeping into our programs?