Forum Answers, Act IV

Q: Is there any buzz among the coaches, players or sports admin about "Tarnished Heisman"? Has anyone noteworthy confirmed to you that they have read it? Can you confirm or rebuke any of the assertions in the book? I assume that the sports admin has put a gag order on campus regarding this entire subject.
A: Most people within the program will not read the book. That's not unusual, they ignore most stuff written about the program. I haven't read the book myself yet, so I can't confirm or deny anything. There's been no gag order, so to speak, but I think for the players, they've grown tired of the whole case.

Q: Have you started work on Matt and Me the sequel to Mitch and Me?
A: Mitch and Me is such an extensive project, all sequels are still only in the development process.

Q: With the startling announcement that the the movie version of "Mitch and Me" will star Hayden Christensen as our hero Mitch Mustain and Party of Five's Scott Wolf as, well, Scott Wolf, this raises some serious questions:
1) Will either of the crime fighting duo wear a cape while fighting crime and protecting the Trojan way?
2) Will our hero Mitch Mustain have his own logo like Superman and Batman?

3) Will this logo replace the current Trojan logo on the football team's helmets?

4) Do you have any plans to copyright the logo as it is sure to become as famous and profitable as the Nike logo, or will USC claim proprietary rights and cash in instead?

5) Do the crime fighting duo have any plans of going after the culprit (whose identity we all know...) behind Pedalgate and the Bicycle-Contra affair?

A: 1.) Yes. 2.) No, a USC logo will suffice.. 3.) No. 4.) USC will have no rights. 5.) Yes, we will.

Q: Would anyone consider moving Allen Bradford to defense?
A: Yes, but the question is, would Allen Bradford consider moving to defense.