Now, you can relax

I thought so! With such a young O-line, we are really going to need Mark's mobility early on.....read, Ohio St.

Yeah, but now someone's going to complain that the temporary ink he used wasn't environmentally safe and probably killed a couple baby seals after it washed out into the ocean..

Scott, is there any truth to the rumor that the ink Sanchez used was not environmentally safe and may have resulted in the deaths of two baby seals and other marine life when it was swept out to sea via a storm drain near campus?

He was too much of a coward to go through with it and is now stuck with that stupid chain of daisies tattooed around his ankle. Sexual predators are always terrified cowards.

The stupid chain of daisies goes with the stupid chain of bimbos. It has also been reported that tattoo ink causes global warming and taco breath.

We got a female flower child who doesn't give-up the old BS song. Ashley go get yourself a Rhett Butler. It will do a lot for your fantasies while leaving Mark alone.
BTW what you see is what you get and put-up with Mark for the next two years.
Mark time:
March!
Viva Sánchez!

Locoweed:
You are a damn coward and take that damn taco breath $#*T and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. The rest of you see the racial coward garbage from this moronic idiot. You would NOT say that to my face.

Yes, two more years on the bench for Sanchez. He's so used to the bench, he even etched his name into it so no one else can sit there.

Once a loser, always a loser.

Locoweed:
You are a damn coward and take that damn taco breath $#*T and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. The rest of you see the racial coward garbage from this moronic idiot. You would NOT say that to my face.

El Capitan, are you saying that if someone says that to your face, you will physically attack them with violence? So is that what you're saying, yes or no?

TrojanJeff = Locoweed = MV Tigger = butt ugly white guys.

Tiger:
You are the loser with a big mouth! Why don't you join the weed idiot and state WHY?
You won't, you're a coward like he IS...

El Capitan has become too predictable. Keeps saying the same thing over and over again. It is boring and embarrassing.

Butt ugly white guys = Ashley.

Tiger:
You are the loser with a big mouth! Why don't you join the weed idiot and state WHY?
You won't, you're a coward like he IS...

Oh, Brandon, there you go again doing little bro's dirty work, as you always have. But your secret is no longer a secret. No idea who TrojanJeff is and I am not Locoweed either. Nice try. Desperate try. The old man's money (what little he has anyway) sure has provided the spoils of freedom, hasn't it? How long do you think that will last? 19 year old girls are easy to scare but not everyone else is.

Butt ugly white guys = Ashley.

Pedro:
You are embarrassing the Latinos by selling yourself:
P*TO and a damn coward. CHANGO PNDJO to boot.
Find out what a chango is...

My prediction: this time next year, Dirty Sanchez will be making tortillas at a third rate taco stand on an East LA offramp!

Glenn:
I said I will say to your face you're a bigger idiot. Did I say anything about physical attacks? That is your BOOL$#*T. A bunch like you here hide like cowards behind a keyboard to dish out insults including racial BS. IF you don't like Latinos have the manhood or gonads to say so. That is the problem in this damn forum cowards like you.

I know what a chango is, you fool! YOU are the one embarrassing Latinos and continue to do it by bringing race into everything and making Latinos look bad in public. What you do is divide and expose yourself. It is embarrassing and I wish you would stop. How dare you say I am selling myself! I am conducting myself with dignity and want you to stop embarrassing yourself and portraying Latinos in the way you keep doing. It has become predictable and if you think it gets us respect, you are very stupid.

What is it, Tigger? Did your older brother let you down once? Did his Camero break down in Echo Park once, and he left you behind to get MAN handled by a couple of homeboys? Is that what your fixation is with older brothers and being scared at 19. It's okay, Tigger. Your orificial wounds are healed...now it's time to heal that little inner Tiger within and let go of your resentment and obsessions with big brothers and being violated.

Warrior:
Chevrolet manufactured CAMAROS not cameros, pls?

Brandon, Brandon, Brandon...that was really weak, even for you. I'm disappointed. Damn, Brandon, seriously that was weak. You're dropping the ball here, just like your bro should never drop the soap in the big house. Did that entire one year of college not teach you anything?

I know it hurts, Tigger...and you weren't even holding the soap in the big house..."it's not your fault...it's not your fault."

Pedro:
There are 24 threads now. Thread #5 written by Locoweed referred to MS with the taco breath racially laced garbage. ¿LEE pndjo and then hablas, entiendes sángano?
Don't preach that false Latino pride garbage. I have done for this country than you have. Who in the hell you think you are? Move on boy.

You're not even trying now, Brandon. Not even trying. This is so disappointing. Since your bro has already spent time in the big house where he was told to strip and bend over, perhaps you can ask him to tell you stories about dropped soap with the homies.

Why would "taco breath" be considered racist? If someone referred to an Englishman as having "fish and chips breath," would anyone consider that to be racist? I don't think so.

Just liberal politically correct garbage that no one cares about or finds offensive. Get a life.

Tigger, now we really need to move on and address these stuttering issues you have. The fixations you have with "big", "strip", "bend over", "soap" and "homies" are chronic and will be treated over time, but this proclivity for repeating words and phrases (e.g. "Brandon, Brandon, Brandon" or "not even trying"..."not even trying"), that is cause for equal concern, maybe Tourette's Syndrome. Is this abandonment issue perhaps a more extensive?

Redondo Moron:
Either you are stupid or you can't read. I don't buy into your sanctimonious political rhetorical fecal junk. Don't insult our intelligence with your Hillary Clinton/Obama speeches. Go get yourself another fire hydrant. We were NOT born last night. Save that nice line for your next date...
BTW you get a damn life.

Hum?
I am beginning to like this guy warrior. Tiger and Pedro should get married! Redondo moron as the best Ac/DC?

Pedro is really Peter, and Peter is apparently oblivious to the racial undertones present in the comments left by every Jeff, John, Tom and Biff. The intent here is not bring race into everything and make latinos look bad, but to expose all the closet white bigots on these message boards for what they are.

The trash talk here is really weak. Things like "Tigger" and "don't drop the soap" talk? Weak. Dumb. Next thing you know, you'll all be doing "Yo' momma so fat..." jokes.

If you're all going to talk smack in this house, either bring it on or stay home. So far, not impressed. Weak.

Warrior:
Please with ALL due respect "cap" Latinos. Locoweed started the racial undertones with his "taco breath" comment which Dumbo Redondo twisted into a "politically correct garbage". He's the only one that took that comment lightly and without any harm. That is some in interpretation alright.
I responded to that fecal garbage.
Pedro attacked me with his false Latino cape. Take the cape off Peter, Pedro, CHANGO or whatever you damn coward. I appreciate your comment.
giggity:
WHY don't you attack Locoweed's racial garbage comments? Use the soap for your next bath!
Thank you Warrior!

The race baiting is ridiculous on both sides. Sanchez v. Mustain - may the best Trojan win regardless of race, creed, color, etc.

Fight On!!

Nothing the captain (just what is he the captain of, a YMCA pool?) ever makes sense. Worst comebacks imaginable. Says the same things other say as insults and thinks he's somehow clever. Makes me appreciate that I am actually educated and he's some loser on the internet whom I would never associate with in real life. A genuine plebe.

El Capitán,
Cuidado con lo que dices, aparentas ser un maleducado y un bribón. Quiero que sepas que tus insultos y amenazas solo sirven para poner en ridículo a todos los Latinos. Yo soy Mexicano y graduado de USC a mucha honra. Aprende a tener mas sentido de humor, y acuérdate que no eres nadie para decirnos lo que podemos escribir aquí.
Da la casualidad que le deseo toda la suerte del mundo a Mark Sánchez, pero todos tenemos que reconocer que Mark ha cometido muchos errores y se merece que le hagamos burla.
¿Por cierto, que clase de capitán eres?
Anyway Cap, as usual you got it all wrong. You need a tequilita, and you need it now!

mike:
What was your damn major? Obviously you are having a problem reading just like the other effing arrogant steve4nothing. Yeah, the same insults for the same prejudiced idiots. Let me ask are you friendly or somewhat cordial to the USC Latino students? Are both of you too damn good to associate with them because you don't like their accents, lack of milky white complexions and blue eyes?
Steve4nothing:
You don't know a damn thing about me so don't come with $#*T that you are superior to me A$$#*LE. You damn idiot does make any sense to you? What gives you the right to call me a loser? Back-up your bool$#*T or shut the hell up? It is that simple.

mike:
What was your damn major? Obviously you are having a problem reading just like the other effing arrogant steve4nothing. Yeah, the same insults for the same prejudiced idiots. Let me ask are you friendly or somewhat cordial to the USC Latino students? Are both of you too damn good to associate with them because you don't like their accents, lack of milky white complexions and blue eyes?
Steve4nothing:
You don't know a damn thing about me so don't come with $#*T that you are superior to me A$$#*LE. You damn idiot does that make any sense to you? What gives you the right to call me a loser? Back-up your bool$#*T or shut the hell up? It is that simple.

mike:
What was your damn major? Obviously you are having a problem reading just like the other effing arrogant steve4nothing. Yeah, the same insults for the same prejudiced idiots. Let me ask are you friendly or somewhat cordial to the USC Latino students? Are both of you too damn good to associate with them because you don't like their accents, lack of milky white complexions, blonde hair and blue eyes?
Steve4nothing:
You don't know a damn thing about me so don't come with $#*T that you are superior to me A$$#*LE. You damn idiot does that make any sense to you? What gives you the right to call me a loser? Back-up your bool$#*T or shut the hell up? It is that simple.

El Capitán,
¿Nos echamos unos tacos? Mejor no, seguro que nos va a apestar la trompa.

Locohead:
Stick to your racially laced English. Your Spanish doesn't impress me NOR it will fly.
Again your Spanish stinks just like your "trompa or your c*lo"!

El Capitán,
Por lo visto lo único que aprendiste en español fueron los insultos más vulgares. No entendiste nada de lo que te escribí. ¿Verdad? Estás haciendo el ridículo aquí frente a todos.
In case you don’t understand Spanish, here’s the translation.
El Capitan,
From what can be seen, the only thing you learned in Spanish is the most vulgar insults. You didn’t understand anything I wrote, right? You are making a fool of yourself in front of everyone.

El Capitán,
Cuidado con lo que dices, aparentas ser un maleducado y un bribón. Quiero que sepas que tus insultos y amenazas solo sirven para poner en ridículo a todos los Latinos. Yo soy Mexicano y graduado de USC a mucha honra. Aprende a tener mas sentido de humor, y acuérdate que no eres nadie para decirnos lo que podemos escribir aquí.
Da la casualidad que le deseo toda la suerte del mundo a Mark Sánchez, pero todos tenemos que reconocer que Mark ha cometido muchos errores y se merece que le hagamos burla.
¿Por cierto, que clase de capitán eres?
Anyway Cap, as usual you got it all wrong. You need a tequilita, and you need it now!

El Cap:

I can read...and I read you loud and clear. I denounced the race baiting on both sides, as Sanchez, Mustain, and every other player is a member of the Trojan family. I don't give a crap whether our starting QB (or any other position) is brown, black, white, or any other color in the spectrum, as long as the best man is in the position. Apparently, you take issue with my position.

IMHO, The "taco breath" comment was wrong, just like the "butt ugly white guy" comment was wrong. It is pointless and juvenile, among other things.

But you go off the tracks when you make assumptions about me. You don't know me. You know what they say about people who "assume?"

Now, can we just get back to football?

Locolindo, locofeo:
I am NOT wasting my precious time with your senseless humor. I could care less. I have said enough.
Buenas noches

mike:
I did NOT make any assumptions. I asked sarcastically your major. Are you ashamed of your major or your IQ couldn't give you any better(!)? What is so damn presumptuous about that? You always come across so damn arrogant that you forget what you read. Is that what your damn problem is? Address the specific comment instead of being so freaking politically correct. When you said on both sides I said wait a minute mike. Mr. Mike please choose your words carefully. If you are man enough to be arrogant be man enough to say anything, OK señor?
Thank you

Locoweed:
No me gusta de ninguna manera que usted se burla de otro Latino especialmente en este caso porque Mark Sánchez es Chicano. En vez de apoyarlo usted se burla de él. ¿Que estupendo, NO? Su lealtad no es de las mejores... Por favor digame otro chiste.
De hecho yo no soy Mexicano...
En este sitio todos saben que yo soy el fanatico número UNO de Sánchez. Esa es mi lealtad. A usted yo no le confío en nada.
El Capitán

Locoweed:
No me gusta de ninguna manera que usted se burla de otro Latino especialmente en este caso porque Mark Sánchez es Chicano. En vez de apoyarlo usted se burla de él. ¿Que estupendo, NO? Su lealtad no es de las mejores... Por favor digame otro chiste.
De hecho yo no soy Mexicano...
En este sitio todos saben que yo soy el fanatico número UNO de Sánchez. Esa es mi lealtad. A usted yo no le confío con nada.
El Capitán

Capi,
Bueno, vamos haciendo las paces. Sin embargo me parece que no debemos cegarnos en nuestro apoyo por Mark. Hace muchos años cuando fui alumno en USC mis compañeros Latinos y yo hicimos todo lo posible para ganar el respeto de nuestros compañeros anglo-sajones. En esos viejos tiempos nos comportábamos con honor y buen sentido de humor. Mark decidió caer en los estereotipos de que nos acusan los güeros, o sea, borracho, mujeriego y falto de respeto. Para mí fue una gran decepción el mal comportamiento de Mark, ya que esperaba que iba a ser un ejemplo para todos los jóvenes México-Americanos. Mark no nos fue leal a nosotros (y tampoco a ti que eres su fanático numero uno), por eso Mark está bajo el microscopio. Como te dije antes, le deseo muy buena suerte, y si se porta bien todos los Troyanos (latinos, morenos, asiáticos y güeros) vamos a estar muy orgullosos de el. Si aparte de eso resulta ser campeón de fútbol americano bailaremos el Jarabe Tapatío en el Coliseo.
Por cierto, no me tienes que hablar de Usted. ¿Si no eres Mexicano, entonces que eres?

Nope, my name is not Peter and I am not an Anglo. I simply choose to conduct myself with dignity and do not embarrass myself with cultural stereotypes. I wish someone else with do the same thing.

Locoweed:
¡Yo sé que Mark es más ó menos un picaflor! Tambien sé que le gusta la botella un poquito y la policía lo arresto por tener una tarjeta de identificación falsa. Acciones que no le aplaudo. Le digo sinceramente que no acepto las constante acusaciones falsas de la violación. Como usted sabe la corte abandono eso porque no pudo probar nada. Hay un grupito aquí que siempre empiezan a mencionar la condenada violación esa. Eso empieza y yo me enfurezco. Estos animales saben que yo le tolero nada de eso. Hasta luego.
Sinceramente,
El Capitán

AKA Pedro:
I'd wish you change your name to something else. Whenever I hear the name Pedro two men come to mind. I think first of USMC(deceased) Ret. LT. Gen. Pedro Del Valle from Puerto Rico. I know I am an ex-Marine! The second Pedro I think about is the Mexican actor/singer Pedro Armendariz.
AKA Pedro if you want any respect from me stop your garbage and we get along fine. You throw your verbal jabs and I will swing back meaning ALL bets are off. Do you dig it Mister? You're civil and courteous I will reciprocate the same. Again you wear the verbal boxing gloves and I will be ready to rumble. Your call.

El Capitán goofed, let me explain:
1. I did NOT write Armendariz correctly. I should have written Armendáriz.
2. Mr. Armendáriz was NOT a singer.

Another Mexican artist Pedro Infante who is known as the Mexican Frank Sinatra was an actor and singer. Maybe I was thinking of him instead of Pedro Armnedáriz.
I gracefully stand corrected(by myself!).
Thank you