Glory Days

Bravo! Now that's pretty darn good.

We definitely don't have Song Girls who look like that anymore.

1985? Isn't that the same year Back to the Future came out? Maybe we should get a DeLorean time machine and bring those girls back to the present day.

There are a couple girls on the current squad who are better looking than she is. Still, not bad.

Of the 14 girls on the current squad, the breakdown is this:

Pretty: 2
Cute: 1
Puke: 11

I am going to be kind by not mentioning the names of the three girls who aren't ugly as sin so the ugly ones might actually think they fall into that category.

Holy hell, that is what I am talking about! The glory days where the SGs were the envy of college fans across the country. How could we let such an institution fall so far so fast? Let's post more of these photos! I checked eBay for old SG calendars and couldn't find any. If anyone knows of a source for old SG calendars, please post. This '85 SG is beautiful! It makes me proud....to recall how strong the squad used to be.

Meh. She kind of reminds me of Boon's girlfriend in Animal House.

But hey, a return to form by the guy who runs this blog for taking knocks at both sides. With half the people clamoring for the buxom blondes of the past, he posts a picture of a plain, mousey brunette.

Touche, Mr. Wolf.

Too bad girls can't stay the same age and look the same forever. But I'm sure she'll still look beautiful at this year's Song Girls halftime reunion show. She really does put the recent Song Girls to shame.

Hard to believe she was from a squad 20 years ago. The Song Girls of this decade are a far cry from the glory days when we had beautiful girls and nice bodies (like the Song Girl above). This decade has gone way beyond tarnishing the image of the Song Girls. The rest of the nation has finally caught on that the gloriousness built by the 1970s-1990s squads has been destroyed and they've become a national joke.

The current state of the squad is an insult to the beautiful women who've come before them and built this great prestige. For shame.

Ah yes, 1985. I can dig it.

I think I'm going to put on some REO Speedwagon now and lose myself in the dulcet tones of Kevin Cronin.

That's Lynda Mohr (Cormier). How about a photo of Debbie Bartner, from the same squad, so that Scott can shut his pie-hole.

Any pics of Tricia Pillsbury? Now THAT was a Song Girl!

ANd for you stalkers out there:

http://www.lyndacormier.com/index-1.html

Stalkers? Takes one to know one!

No. 1, as stated many times, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. How many times have we been out with some guys and their opinions of a particular woman's beauty differed, sometimes remarkably?

No. 2, nothing lies like pictures. How can one assess this 1985 girl's picture? Heck, if someone were to take my picture 100 times I bet even I could pull out 2 or 3 good ones.

Well, maybe one.

No. 1, I think I'm one of the people who sees her more as a near-future soccer mom as opposed to a starlet.

No. 2, Were you dancing in the one good picture John?

Hey, someone had to be the first to make a dancer joke =)

Fellow Trojans, I present you with a recently discovered goldmine buried deep in the Internets! Actually, the picture quality is so weak that I'm not sure how much it helps our case, but I encourage you to draw your own conclusions:

http://www.geocities.com/uscsonggirls/prev1.html

DFW, good job. Great link! Fight On!