Breakthrough Idea
I know how much time USC spends thinking of ways to ``maximize'' securing more of its fans' money, so here is a breakthrough idea courtesy of a German soccer team.
``Hamburg HSV has opened a specially designated cemetery within earshot of its Nordbank arena where fans can be buried in club colours on a football stand-shaped lawn reached via a goal-shaped entrance.''
Imagine USC offering fans the chance to be buried at Exposition Park in cardinal and gold, a stone's throw from the Coliseum, with a goal-post shaped entrance.
I have seen dead people, and when you are dead you are really dead, finished, out-of-here. I will love my team while living, but when I die my ability to be a fan will be finished. And perhaps there is an afterlife (and if not, that's cool too), but I don't believe it includes SC football. It will be time to move on.
It's a great idea for those of us who have devoted our lives to the greatest university in the world.
Sort of lame Scott.. Stick with you learn in heritage hall..
When Trojan fans die...
If they were good, their spirit goes to a never-ending USC v UCLA game in the coli when they still served booze and the song girls were smoking.
If they were bad, they have to return punts against Rey Mal and Troy for eternity.
I love this idea! The afer-life is one big SC tail-gate party. Fire up the grill, pass me a beer, and light up a doobie. Fight on, forever!