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Wow, this is great, we have an open forum to dicuss Scott Wolf.

Well, let me say as an unbiased observer, I think Scott is the sexist, most intelligent, best SC analyst, best woman lover, best earthling ever, bar none.

And that is the truth, by George!

i honestly thought Wolf shut down the blog when he noticed that the most discussed thread of the day (and funniest ever) went into... uncharted territory.

Speaking of which:

Pete Carroll walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money on the counter, he asks the bartender why is there. The bartender says:

I have a donkey in the back room...

nevermind

Yes, no doubt that the "server issue" was a cover-up meant to impede free speech! Although, some of the comments did go a bit too far. Why not just remove the offensive comments that cross the line? I call BS on the "server issue". Maybe the site was hacked by the SC Sports Admin???

Agreed. Once talk of donkeys enters a conversation, people become just so gosh darn puritanical!

I think this is all part of the athletic department's Song Girlgate cover-up as we're getting closer to toppling the corrupt regime.

The donkey is the missing link...

I also suspect a conspiracy in the servers going down. The timing was just far too suspicious. Perfect timing, if you ask me, for the servers to go down.

I suspect the donkey is the Deep Throat of Song Girlgate and the athletic department knows that the end is near.

You are all saying what I was thinking. I suspect there is either a picture or an actual video with a donkey and someone is trying to suppress any talk that may lead to it being leaked.

Now let's go find that donkey!

I know it's not at all what Voodoo was talking about but when I read "let's go find that donkey" I instantly had a mental image of a mob wearing Cardinal and Gold. They were running past Tommy carrying pitchforks and torches like out of a Frankenstein movie.

And there was what I think was Igor wearing a soccer jersey.

Lol, ok, we need a name for the donkey in the spirit of DeepThroat. MuleMouth? DonkeySong? Others?

Server down? Riiight. The athletic dept. should focus their attention to the complete meltdown of the Song Girl squad. They must be threatening Scott again. They seriously need help.

I think we should call the donkey "Lawyer John"!

Good call, a name for the donkey is key.

hmmm...

All of you are just jealous 'cause I can get SC songirls and all you can do is imagine your hand to be one.

Heck, they even pose with plastic models of my unit...can any of you sad sacks say that?

Sam G: you are a deceitful old fool -- I'm not in your back room...you may want me in your backroom...I'm flattered but not into old dudes, or young dudes, and I got a name!

James: Puritans don't like me, 'cause they got small units.

Bisson: You are as dumb as your namesake, I'm not John.

Voddo: Bring it on! Find me you legal hack!

Not sure what you were thinking but I'll finish the joke.

The bartender says;
"I have a donkey in the back room, if you can make him laugh then you can take the money"

Pete walks in the back room closes the door and almost immediately the donkey can be heard laughing. Pete walks out, takes the jar of money and leaves.
About a week later Pete walks back into the bar, sees another jar of money on the bar and looks at the bartender.

The bartender says;
'this time you have to make the donkey cry."

Pete walks in the back room, closes the door and almost immediately the donkey can be heard crying.

Pete walks out, takes the money and starts to leave the bar. The bartender asks; "Wait, what did you tell the donkey?"

Pete says; "Last week I told him I had a bigger unit than him, this week I showed him."

I'll admit. Pete bested me in that contest.

Thanks for bringing up a painful episode in my life...

No shame in being topped by Pete Carroll, he is the king.

But if the former Song Girl was holding something molded from you, I'm sure you'll get by.