Circle The Date

Hope some remembers to lay a bunch of newspapers out on the floor. Just in case of an accident . . .

Will the donkey be there or will he be incognito?

Under "Candidate Requirements," they conveniently "forgot" to add the following criteria:

1) Shall be a part of some group that falls under an affirmative action quota.

2) Shall be related to the coach or a friend of the coach's daughter.

3) Shall be overweight and under no circumstances be considered physically toned.

4) Shall engage in lesbian activities while drinking from a bong in the shape of male reproductive organs.

Can someone go and take photos at the tryouts, so there can be a "Where's Waldo" type contest where people can try and find the incognito donkey in the crowd?

That's kind of tricky. Will anyone actually be able to tell apart the girls who make the squad from the donkey?

Here is the latest Sánchez' song:
1. Check: http://usc.freedomblogging.com/
2. Check Gary Klein:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc12-2008aug12,0,3837939.story
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Apparently someone does not know how to read English. This is a thread about the USC Song Girls, not Dirty Sanchez. Sheesh.

SBT:
Take a laxative A$$H*le. Is this English clear enough for you? Your redneck prejudiced "sheeshy" Bool$#*T do NOT intimidate me. As matter of fact I did that on purpose. You swallowed the bait, hook line and sinker. How do you do? Again is that English [CLEAR ENOUGH] for you? Stuff it where the sun doesn't shine...
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The funniest part of this is that Captain Tool asked "Is this English clear enough for you?" only to respond with a grammatically incorrect post! Ha! Ha! Ha! You just cannot make up stupidity like that.

TrojanAnnenberg2001:

I noticed the same thing and laughed quite hard. His response had so many basic errors, it makes me glad that he is not a Trojan.

We can always count on Luis to make a fool of himself for our great amusement.

Thank you.

Scott Wolf, so are tryouts open to the public? If it is, I think those posters who have been critics of the squad should attend, if they live local so they can report on the process.

The donkey's pooh-pooh is superior to El Capitan.

For sure the Donkey will be there. You won't be able to miss him. Just look for the big ass, long face and hairy legs . . . oh wait a second. Nevermind.

Scott, are you going to organize a tailgate party for your readers prior to tryouts? Are you definitely planning on covering tryouts? It would only be appropriate to have a tailgate with beer bongs, life size Fat Head Tricia Pillsbury posters, We Love Dolly Rouse signs, Donkey facemasks, and t-shirts that read "The Look is Lost/Songgirlgate 2008". Please make this happen!

I hope Sarah Carmona will be at the tryouts so she can audition each applicant on their girl-on-girl technique.

The Donkey says he might attend, but Voodoo is insanely jealous of the Donkey in public.

Hey Polo*itc# are you related to LOCA? Like I said before neither of you two would say any of your freaking BS to my face...
WOW ALL of a sudden you guys are pulling for Sarah Carmona. I call that blatant hypocrisy considering how ALL of you dislike Latinos...

Is el capitan really this braindead stupid? Does he honestly not get James' Sarah Carmona joke? Everyone else seems to understand sarcasm. I suppose a basic concept of English would help el capitan get the joke, too. Well, that and a semblance of intelligence. Damn.

Geez, Luis. Check, please!

*standing ovation for James*

Joke, sarcasm or whatever 99% of you are prejudiced against Latinos anyway. That is the end of that story.

Call me whatever the flip you want. I've been called worse by the best. None of you qualify as the best. I did NOT know anything about the "greatest joke on earth". I still don't. I don't give a flip to know. The song girls BS is your soap opera NOT mine, GOT IT? I don't care to know. I care about the USC FB program>IT...
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