Just For Fun

This is quite a story. Mark's kneecap problem has a high probability of recurrence, although he has a very high tech brace on it. My understanding is that Garrett is a superb athlete. Scott, a column suggestion is to do a piece reminding readers on Garrett's background and why he was moved to WR initially. I'll ask in the next Forum if you don't write about it. But, as I recall, Garrett wasn't exactly chopped liver coming out of HS, but many thought he was too short for QB. Is that right?

That's hilariouis, Scott. You're a real card.

Scott you do remember that Green already has a real touchdown pass, right?

cv1: If memory serves, it was in the Rose Bowl no less.

Green threw a TD pass to Desmond Reed on a trick play in the Rose Bowl. Green didn't take the snap, however. Booty lateraled to Green, who then threw across the field to hit Reed for the TD. If I recall, Green got hammered just after releasing the ball. Reed was wide open and did a somersault into the endzone!

Fight On!

ARTHUR: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

FRENCH SENTRY: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?

ARTHUR: What?

GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
(They are stunned)

ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?

FRENCH SENTRY: Oh yes. It's very nice
(CUT TO BATTLEMENTS. THE TAUNTER turns to some other sentries)

FRENCH SENTRY: I told him we already got one.
(They all giggle)

ARTHUR: Well ... can we come up and have a look?

FRENCH SENTRY: Of course not! You are English pigs.

ARTHUR: Well, what are you then? MAN I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?

FRENCH SENTRY: Mind your own business.

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle.

FRENCH SENTRY: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets. He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.

GALAHAD: What a strange person.

ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!

FRENCH SENTRY: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

FRENCH SENTRY: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

ARTHUR: Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab...

FRENCH SENTRY: Fetchez la vache!

SECOND FRENCH SENTRY: Quoi?

FRENCH SENTRY: Fetchez la vache!
(CUT BACK TO battlements. A cow is led out of a stall. CUT BACK TO ARTHUR)

ARTHUR: Now that is my final offer. If you are not prepared to agree to my demands I shall be forced to take ... Oh Christ!
(A cow comes flying over the battlements. The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely)

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The Donkey says, that's comedy....