Answer Wednesday (SG Forum)

Q: I entered uscsonggirls.com in my browser and much to my surprise it came up with a website full of pornographic links. How fitting is that?

A: What happens if you enter oregoncheerleaders.com?

Q: Do you see the similarities between the current plight of the governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, and Lori Nelson? They have both been accused of abusing their positions of trust for personal gain, while refusing to resigning from their jobs despite constant pressure and displeasure from their constituents. Could Lori Nelson be considered this generation's Fidel Castro?

A: What time do you launch the Bay of Pigs invasion?

Q: Is the mystery of Tricia Pillsbury the key to solving Song Girlgate?

A: Yes, it is like the Holy Grail. Once we find out, everything else falls into place.