Soft-Servegate Update

We received a report from an astonished visitor at the USC-USF game at the Galen Center last week on the status of the soft-serve ice cream machine.
``It does work. I almost fainted in amazement before the San Francisco game (that was before I almost fainted in amazement at how bad the basketball team is). Vanilla, chocolate AND swirl.''
Now that only leaves Pedalgate and Song Girlgate plus whatever else we need to solve.