Broken Again

Scotty, I'm sure your fantasy girl Amanda didn't get the body she has by eating soft serve ice cream. Maybe your experience at a USC basketball game shouldn't be based on the status of an ice cream machine, huh 'big boy?'

Wolf, can you at least report on the USC games?! Who cares if an ice cream machine is broken!! For those who don't know, the score was 73-62 (obviously, we won). And Wolf, you'd better up your game!! You are beginning to lose fans to DOHN!! A BRUIN!!

Note to Brent and GirlofTroy: Wolf wasn't even at the game...as usual. His info must come from one of his infamous "sources." I thank the folks at the Daily News for taking him off the basketball beat and replacing him with Phil Collin, who actually knows something about basketball.

Locoweed and Señorita Locosprout reporting. We just returned from witnessing the glorious victory of our Trojan Basketball Warriors over the overrated Commie Bears of Berkeley.

During our visit to the commodious Galen Center, we had the high honor of meeting that most distinguished and erudite gentleman, Lawyer John. Old Locoweed can assure everyone out there in blogland that I have met the one-and-only, genuine article. Sleep well fellow Trojans, all is right with the world tonight.

I would also like to say in a few short words, Amigo Fake LJ, you have been exposed; and while no one can prevent you from using LJ's moniker, the jig is up. This is a matter of HONOR amigo. We all enjoy your wit and wisdom, but you should listen to uscmike and relent. After all, you are DON JUAN EL GRAN ABOGADO, no? Espero verte de nuevo en éstas páginas my pronto. Cheers!

I care that the soft serve machine is broken...you spend 150 million on an arena and you can't get a simple thing to work?

I think Scott knows a lot more than all of you think...and Dohn's site will never get the hits that Scott does...read them and weep, ladies....

"soft serve machine is broken"?

So go back to work and fix it Wolf...you penny-a-line hack...

you probably don't have a job Wolfbag....

Funny stuff, Wolf. I can understand why your readers want more usc relevant materials - but few can see the humor in some of your posts as it relates to the soft serve machine being broken.

-PeterDalis

Ouch...cut me I bleed TrojanRewind...

BTW, How was your date with Wolf? I'm guessing you wore the pumps...

What else is new? It rarley works.

And another thing, why is there only one?

Wolfbag...

how was your date with Brian Dohn?...I assume you didn't pay because you probably don't have a job....and I'm sure you wore the pumps on that date