SG Forum Answers!
Here's the remainder of those Song Girl Forum questions.
Q: Has there been a single Song Girl these past nine year who could even come within four standard deviations of Miss Amanda Pflugrad?
A: Hmmm, I'm trying to figure out the measurement of each standard unit of deviation. That said, no, no one compares to Amanda Pflugrad.
Q: Do you have any details/reports on the debut of the 2009 Song Girls? Do we finally have a respectable squad again or is it more of the same we have come to expect this decade? Have they finally learned to dance in unison or is every girl still doing her own thing? How do they stack up against the Trojan Dance Force?
A: I ran a picture of the new squad last week and the readers sent in additonal links. The readers seem to think an improvement was made. I suggest going to a basketball and witnessing the new group first hand.
Q: Do you know if a local circus closed down and the Song Girl advisors managed to get a great deal on all the remaining clown makeup? Did the makeup have an expiration date on it so you have to use as much as possible before it goes bad? Seriously, have you ever seen so much makeup on anyone not called Bozo or Krusty? Is it really necessary to wear so much makeup in public? What's going on here?
A: Who's wearing the makeup? The advisors or the song girls.
Q: Isn't arguing the 2009 Song Girls are the best squad of this sorry decade about as useful as saying "Who was the most intelligent of The Three Stooges?"
A: I was always partial to the ``tallest dwarf at the circus'' analogy when making sports-related comparisons.
Q: Can the demise of the song girls, because USC has song girls, cheerleaders, and a Trojan Dance Force? Does Oregon have all 3?
A: I believe Oregon's cheerleaders are officially cut into two groups, with one called ``stunts.'' But they are under the same umbrella and work together. And when you look like that, who really cares, right? I will say in Oregon's favor everything seems to be on the same page.
Wow. We now know that Scott never took a statistics class at SC.
How can anyone think the 2009 Song Girls are an improvement?
Pfrkn Pfantastic! You could bounce a bowling ball off of that stomach. And, hey, I think El Cap and Miguelito are dwarfs. They might be offended by that circus joke.