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I thought "LAWYER JOHN" was USC's best-known lawyer

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Lawyer John is not a USC lawyer. He's not even a Trojan.

"Lawyer" John is not a real lawyer, he just plays one on the Internet.

Panchito.

In Los Angeles anonymity is king.

The only person on this blog I have a relationship with (besides Tirebiter, wherever he may be) is Locoweed. Only he knows my true identity and he's not tellin'

Just sayin

LJ-

I always assumed you were a lawyer and a Trojan (perhaps I a-s-s-u-m-e too much), but is Sharkeez correct? No need to answer if you want to stay mysterious....

I think "Tirebiter" is also "Harry Bawles" from prior clues given. He alternates between the two, unless I'm mistaken.

Lawyer John is a lawyer but he is not a Trojan. He has no affiliation with USC.

Oh, yes, and I have a relationship with uscmike although I have not had the pleasure of meeting him in person. I think uscmike, Locoweed and I had a bet, which I lost, and which I am forever willing to pay up, but locoweed turned down my offer at an SC game recently.

Locoweed and I exchanged business cards at our first meeting, and he is a professional, and he will tell you that I have my own law firm, and have been a trial lawyer for nearly 25-years. I also was a walk-on football player back in the day, and an SC graduate. My claim to fame is that I am not shy and am probably the most spirited and vocal Trojan of them all when I attend games, which is very regularly, including the away football games and home basketball games. I am despised by SUCLA at Pauley Pavilion for many years now. My friends would tell you that they have never seen the likes of me when it comes to rooting for the Trojans.

I am only answering you uscmike because of our history.
You will notice that I have never responded to the others-- didn't see the need to.

Hey Mike!

SHH and ruin clowns like Panchito don't know who they are referring to. LJ is the real deal, he is an SC donor and a distinguished LA attorney; and Cardinal and Gold runs deep through his veins. LJ's lady is very attractive, and she is willing to put up with the biggest SC homer out there, a winner in my book!

There's been a lot of confusion due to a fake "lawyer john" that trolls over at the ruin site. Even though the impostor is himself a ruin, he loves to prod the unsuspecting rubes with anti-ugla diatribes.

Maybe we'll see you at a game someday. It wouldn't be fun to mooch off LJ if you were not present; plus the bet was for enchiladas! Chano's works for me.

Saludos.

Hey LJ:

Thanks for the info and sorry I took Sharkeez bait.

By the way, you did not lose the bet. I recall that you offered up enchiladas and margaritas to Locoweed if USC won a national championship last year. It was basketball season at the time, but you did not expressly limit it to that. I seized upon the loophole and pointed out (for Locoweed's benefit) that USC had a good chance to win it all in men's tennis. As a gentleman, you agreed to include other sports aside from basketball. Alas, USC did not win another national championship last season, so I don't think you ever lost a bet (and I wouldn't hold you to it, anyway).

It would be nice to meet up with you and Locoweed someday. I am not anywhere near downtown, so I only attend a few football games a year with the family. I haven't been to a basketball game in several years, although I do follow closely on TV.

Fight On!