Song Girls Forum

In light of recent events, no one appears to know whether America's top cheerleader Amanda Pflugrad will be trying out for the 2009-2010 squad in April. Could it be the Pac-10 Tournament will be the The Pflu's pfinal public appearance ever?

When are you going to have the ultimate meeting of our time with Celeste Fremon?

Has anyone, perhaps even one of the former Song Girl whom you are in contact with, provided any kind of explanation for why the 2008 Song Girl reunion had a turnout of under 50 percent of Song Girl alumnae for the first time, making it the lowest turnout ever?

Bono is known for championing every cause celebre no matter how unrelated it happens to be to him, Irish citizens, and musicians. When should we expect him to chime in on Keligate?

Which of the following is not an issue of transparency:

A) The Oregon cheerleaders have a TV show, "The Cheerleaders of Oregon," covering their tryout process.
B) The UCLA cheerleaders open their tryouts for the public to observe.
C) The USC Song Girls spend the night in a haunted abandoned hospital on the E! TV show "Hot Girls in Scary Places."

Do you agree that the collaboration of the Song Girls of this decade and E! channel's "Hot Girls in Scary Places" as the ultimate perfect pairing, knowing the reputations of both?

Denise Richards, the Kardashian sisters, Kimora Lee Simmons...and now, our very Song Girls will be joining this pantheon of classy and respectable women.

I have never seen a group so determined in sullying a beloved and classy tradition into one of public tacky tittilation.

Did the producers of Hot Girls in Scary Places choose the song girls to spend the night in a crumbling hospital due to their familiarity from all the time they've spent at the Coliseum?

Are you able to confirm the rumors circulating that the fight between Daniel Hackett and Dwight Lewis was over which one of them had the correct theory over why Keli Snyder was cut?

Daniel Hackett versus the rogue and lawless USC Song Girls of the 2000s in a fight and a battle over whose bodies are covered with more tattoos?

Based on their public actions and desire to obtain national publicity, do the advisors of the Song Girls consider their aspirationsl peers in 2009 to be the Oregon cheerleaders or the cast of Scooby Doo?

When the song girls attempt to unravel all kinds of mysteries on their rather imaginatively titled TV show "Hot Girls in Scary Places," will they also uncover the mystery of why Keli Snyder was cut?

Do you think that a good title for a book about UCLA's recruitment of Roby Toma is "Tiny Hawaiian in a Scary Place"?

I have been racking my brain for the past week trying to figure out why in this world the women in charge of the USC Song Girls would agree to further sully the already-severely damaged reputation of a once-proud institution even more by having them appear on an embarrassing basic cable TV show called "Hot Girls in Scary Places" and I had no answer. Simply couldn't figure it out.

Then it became so clear to me and it's pure genius. Just genius.

Could it be the advisors of the Song Girls were trying to figure out what went so very dreadfully wrong with the squad this decade and figured they could find answers by having current squad members seek out the ghosts of Song Girls past?

ESPN has been promoting "package deals" at major American universities and all the negative and sleazy connotations that come with it, but how come no one has done a story about the positive aspects of package deals, namely the Pflugrads at Oregon?

Best, biggest Song Girl tits in a tight Song Girl sweater: Keli Snyder,#1, Sarah Carmona #2, who else?