Answer Friday! (SG Forum, Part 4)
And now, without further adieu, the rest of the song girl answers.
Q: ashers said:
Keli Snyder is unanimously considered to be the Song Girl of the Decade but would that not also make her the unanimous Song Girl of the Millennium? Why restrict Keli to only this nearly finished decade?
A: You win. Keli is officially Song Girl of the Millenium.
Q: Nemesis said:
So Scott, why is it that the administration in charge of the Song Girls regard you in such a hostile manner. You are only reporting what the readers want to know about the scandals that have plagued the squad. It's not your fault that these embarrassing and shameful events occurred.
Perhaps the Song Girl administration should take a cue from the Obama Administration and be more transparent. I mean, it's a new time for honest and ethical government, why not the same with the Song Girls?
A: I believe we should have bi-partisanship regarding the song girls. However they did not occur Thursday judging by the look I received at the basketball game.
Q: TrojanAnnenberg2001 said:
If "Hot Girls in Scary Places" becomes an overnight global phenomenon, leading to the departure of the three Song Girls involved before football season, has a plan been put in place on how those three girls will all be PhotoShopped out of the 2009 squad picture?
A: And will there will fake legs inserted where they once stood?
SG of the Millennium is The Pillsbury!!! Keli is a frontrunner for Decade, but I think the lovely Lindsey is steep competition. However, you are right on about partisanship. The SG regime is almost as out of touch as Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd, and the rest of their band of jackasses.
Tricia Pillsbury was part of the last millennium, so that would still make Keli the Song Girl of the Millennium.
The Pillsbury would be the Song Girl of the Last Millennium.