Memo To Caesar

As I mentioned last week, the Olympic Stadium in Berlin handed out free beers, soft drinks and water to the first 55,000 fans at today's soccer game between Hertha Berlin and Schalke 04. Now, since Caesar cares so much about the masses (and twitter), how about arranging a similar deal at the USC-San Jose State game for the legions?
Or does twittering take up all free time?



Scott, I'm pretty sure it would be illegal to hand out free beer in America. Besides, it's not like you could hand out good beer. I doubt 1000 of those fans even know what Sam Adams tastes like.
And handing out non-diet soft drinks would probably prompt a Congressional investigation into obesity, with Song Girls from earlier this decade being star witnesses. Really dude, you need to think about what kind of message such a stunt would send to the children. It's all about the children.
Pete Carroll is too amped, jacked and pumped for alcohol! It's a great day to be a Trojan!
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Stop trying to create stupid drama Wolf-bag. Why don't you go back to TMZ and bring back Ramona to this board. You thought you could stop the movement. People are getting fed up with you trying to create stories. Have you noticed that you foolish attempts of trying to create interest in some Girls band hasn't had much of a response? Get over it and give the readers what they want. Real journalism and reporting of information. Don't create a story. Any toddler with a pencil could do that.
We demand you bring back Jill and Ramona. The masses have spoken, and we are stronger than ever Wolf-bag!
We want you to give us a response. Or will this be too much drama for you?
Funny...it takes free beer to get 55,000 people to a soccer game.