Lighter Side

His first off-color joke this coming season; "Hi boy's, I'm your new head coach." Fight On!

So, a runner, a gunner, and a fiery Cajun walk into the diploma mill law grad's office.......

Well, Trojans, I understand you have this little ol' rivalry going with SUCLA. Well, do you know what they all a bruin basketball player with an 80 I.Q?-- Gifted.

Oops, "call" it is

Hey boyz, what's the difference between a bRuin and a bucket of crap? The bucket. heh heh heh

Scott, does Coach O'Neill have any dogs? He'll have to teach them how to roll over on their backs like Bruin girls.

What do you call an interim coach who had quality talent at AofU and managed to flush that team down the toilet??? SUC Coach O'Neil!! ROFLMFAO!!! CHEAT FOREVER!!!!

Sorry trOJies, I was laughing so Freak'n hard I wrote AofU instead of U of A!!! Still LMFAO!!!

Bosco, exactly why is that insulting? what do Trojie girls do? sit up? better leave the jokes to O'Neil.

What do you call a cussing, cheating, below the belt, ncaa avoiding rules, taking money for his players coach? John Wooden.

PUSC is just brilliant-- Arizona of University. PUSC is still striving to get his I.Q. up to 80 to match his loving boys' on the SUCLA squad.

Charlie Bucket just changed his SUCLA t-shirt of yellow and blue colors to one of black and blue after the usual SC football beatdown, and the Pac-10 Tournament SC basketball wipeout. Just like football, huh, moron.

Then there is YoYo, the most boring of all the SUCLA 'roaches that come on to the SC blog spewing their banal insults. YoYo is proof of bruins' reincarnation, because you can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.

And, Trojans, did you know the biggest difference between bruins' fans and puppies is that puppies usually stop whining when they grow up?

Or that the only difference between a bruin and a mosquito is that a mosquito stops sucking if you slap it.

Just sayin'

@Charlie. Bruin girls will roll over for a piece of warm hot dog. Try it.