Ticket Sales
Support group members are able to buy tickets to individual USC home games beginning at 6 a.m. The general public will be allowed to buy tickets at 6 a.m. on Wednesday.
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Support group members are able to buy tickets to individual USC home games beginning at 6 a.m. The general public will be allowed to buy tickets at 6 a.m. on Wednesday.
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Support group members? Who are they? Traumatized seat license holders?
"Honey, I had the worst dream last night. OJ Mayo broke into out house to steal our flat screen TV while Tim Floyd drove the van and Rodney Guillory stood by smoking cigars and lighting them with a roll of ten $100 bills. I called the cops but instead of LAPD, Ben Howland and Rick Neuheisel showed up, laughing manically . . ."
"Hold me."
You got it wrong Desmo, Wolf is talking about football tickets, just check your email.
Oh, you don't donate? That's surprising!
I knew that.
Was trying to make a joke. It may have worked, it may not have, but one thing I've learned is that USC fans (and UCLA fans , for that matter) are as humorless as SEC fans.
How much does one have to give to be a support group member? It might be worth it for early football ticket access.
It's like how the Lakers season ticket waiting list is 10 years long and costs $100 but you can buy tickets to regular season and playoff before the rest of the public.
One thing about humor is that you better be consistently light-hearted and not mean-spirited or you will end up being the only one who laughs at your jokes.
Or just ask Will Ferrell how humor and being chased by wild dinosaurs worked out at the box office for him.