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Sure, let's have little kids on the sidelines. That way when one is injured by a wide receiver diving for the ball, you can explain why it was necessary having him or her "holding the cord". Good one Slick Rick.

Pretty great, he spends the first minute saying the coach who's upset him is Pete Carroll, and at the end goes off on how he isn't naming names (even though he had 3 minutes before). Pretty slick, Rick.

Pretty sad, Slick Rick knows that's the only football battle he has a shot at winning vs. Pete Carroll.

I can't wait for the next speech.

"Pete Carroll said we shouldn't have more than ten Gatorade coolers on the sideline, well I'm goin' for eleven!"

angry and jealous, Darth Carroll is.

worthy of recognition in Jedi Archives, such treachery is.

shame himself, before the Pac-10 counsel Darth Carroll did.

prevail over such evil, Master Ricky-Wan Kenobi will.

more severe, the Jedi Counsel penalties will now be.

It is proven that Yoda like all bruin fans enjoy the hand of pupetier up their butts. Carroll has his son on the feild as well. The players call him coach. Give up a coaching job slick D..ah Rick and it will be ok.

Of course he said no. With a limited number of sideline passes that wouldn't leave room for all the various agents that Peety has to take care of. Just think, what if he had to decide between Snoop Dog and his kid. For Peety it's simple, he probably likes rap.

Does he get to wear a headset and act like an assistant coach too, like Charlie Weis's son?

Are you kidding me? What a Dbag. BTW, ittydiddy, I'd rather have a dog on the sideline than Rick's punks any day. And just because there aren't any agents interested in Fucla players is no reason to show your jealousy.

What all of you don't realize, is that Slick Rick had spent the previous day with Anthony Robbins. After getting all of the juice and energy that Robbins delivers, the "Neu-weasal" has a new gig coming up, "Self Help To Cheating the NCAA with a Neighborhood Pool". On sale soon at your neighborhood Walmart. "It was only a neighborhood pool cried the Neu-weasal". By the Ricky, if you want to get after, I would suggest having a QB and others that are bailing out of your ship. Fight On!

A little cheese with your whine, Coach Slick? I am surprised violins were not playing in the background. Waa...waa...waa. Somebody get that baby a powder blue pacifier.

I can't remember the kids name but he has a disability and PC named him some sort of assistant. Is he over 18?

I don't understand what SlickRick is trying to say, is it that Pete is king of the Pac10 and has veto power over the other nine?
And YoYo, are you about 5 feet tall, wear black rimmed glasses and part your hair down the middle, please crawl back under that rock.

This is known as the "Spaulding" rule and Pete was just trying to protect his own son's "job" in a tough economic environment.

That is why they call the athletic department building on campus "Inheritance Hall".

MR- Yes his name is Ricky. He's way over 18. And unlike the bRuins, he's a class act, as is Pete.

Great question, 726. How was Ricky Rojas allowed to be on the SC sidelines? Because he had a contrived special assistant to coach PC position? Well, there's your answer, Neuweasel, you d'bag. PC may be worried about too many kids on the sidelines, potential for injury, potential for abuse by using it for non-family recruits, lack of equality for assistant coaches & staff, etc. Bottom Line: Neuweasel is a charlatan spinning stories to rally the justifiably ambivalent Bruin fan base. His act is almost, but not quite, as believable as World Wrestling Entertainment trash talking. "Oooooh yeeeah! Snap into a Slim Jim, brotha!"

Honestly, I don't even think he's criticizing Carroll. Just playing around with the boosters trying to make a story out of nothing. A pretty bad speech, if you ask me. I have seen a few of his speeches, and simply can't believe how people get inspired by Mr. Neuheisel. He's like the really bad HR guy who makes terrible speeches about his family at the office Christmas party. I think it's funny that his big criticism is that he can't favor his own child over other kids..i.e., a dying boy with cancer can't be on the sideline of his favorite team, but Rick's son can because otherwise he has to wait until dad gets home until 5pm/11pm to see him one Saturday a week. Boo hoo.

Wow Rick is a loser, this is the best he can do? I don't think he will last three more years at ucla.

You guys are funny. And you TrOJies are not obsessed with UCLA? Don't you have more pending matters, like those involving OJ Mayo and Bush to focus on?

The only reason RN, in good natured fun, teased Chetey Petey, is because he is the only coach in the Pac-10 to vote against the measure. Ironically, it's not ok to Chetey Petey for teams to have children on the sidelines, but perfectly fine for murderers, criminals, druggies, woman beaters, and Douche Bags like OJ, Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight and Will Farrell ,the "star" of the failed SUC biography "Land of the LOST", to roam out there.

With all the weed, cocaine, syringes, and guns on the SUC sidelines, I wouldn't want kids out there either.

Stay Classy SUC.....

This is too good to be true. Unprecedented times in college FB for a Trojan alum.

Head coach of ND - offensive genious Charlie Weis
Head coach of UCLA - comedian and professional whiner Rick Neuheisal

Somebody pinch me.

Hey BF, all the guys you mentioned can get out of the way much faster than those punk kids. Oh, maybe RN realizes his players are slow enough that he can even have his granny down there too. And possibly you.