Channeling Caesar
ESPN columnist Pat Forde takes a shot at Pete Carroll today by pretending to offer an apology as Carroll in this column.
``USC coach Pete Carroll (9): `So, it was very cool that we killed California -- but Washington is winless since beating us, which isn't overly cool. And even though I'd like to remind everyone that our quarterback and All-America safety didn't play in that game, and I'd like to change the subject by tweeting a very cool Song of the Day, or tell you how totally cool life is in SoCal, I am here to say I'm sorry for that uncool coaching job in Seattle.' ''
Hack Daily News Beat writer Scott Wolf takes a shot at Pete Carroll today by linking to Pat Forde's shot at Pete Carroll.
More dynamite "Inside" info!
In other news, life in SoCal is still totally cool...
What a hack piece that is. We get it, you think Carroll uses the term 'cool' too much. The reality is that he hardly ever says 'cool,' let alone says it excessively.
I guess when you are at the top the ones at the bottom like Pat Forde, whoever he is, will always be taking shots at you.
"Psyched" would be better than "cool"...but again, Wolf does none of his own work.
When you look at the advertizing on this blog, it is clear that Wolf's livelihood is dependent on cultivating a large readership of people with bad teeth. This explains why he caters to folks like FSC, Rodney, Yoda, and other bRuin pretty-teeth-wannabes. Don't choke on your mouthwash, fellas.
Or "jacked" or "pumped" would be better than cool. In all seriousness though, PC deserves a big heap of criticism over Stanford 2.0 - UW. He should have learned his lesson. Pull a struggling, hurt QB who leading us to a disaster. Plus, he played overly conservative, which back-fired on the team's psyche. You've got to let our horses run and they will find the right way. Hold the reins too tight and they will lose their mental strength.
So I guess it's Pete fault the players had three turnovers?
Was Forde able to take a shot at Pete without removing his lips from Rick Pitino's ass?
Wasn't this article out a couple days ago....?
sweeeeet. i will add that when i stated a few weeks ago that Bark sounded like the stupidest person on earth (which i later took back because i am a charming intellectual) a few days later Souther Cal fans started saying how much Bark sounded like Chetey Petey. being right all the time can be a curse, but mostly it's totally cool!
Wolf is only messenger, not author. It was pretty funny.
Jealousy is a terrible thing. For both Forde and Wolf.