. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
3. Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
4. What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
7. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
9. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
10. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
The correct term is "pen o' hoes." I just learned that today.
osezno said:
Yes, I know what you are saying.
LAWYER JOHN said:
"If a man but looks at a woman with lust in his heart, he has committed adultery."-- Pretty tough standard, huh, but the point is perhaps some of us should clean our own house before casting judgment on others.
However, I have heard that his wife when beating out the windows of Woods' vehicle should have used a driver instead of a 3-iron.
uscmike said:
Wonder what Steve McNair would tell Tiger about mistresses?
BoscoH said:
I can't wait until David Ferity drops a "Tiger hit that like a cocktail waitress in Vegas" on golf audiences next year.
DFWTrojan said:
When asked by the cops how many times she swinged at the Escalade, Elin Nordegren Woods said, "Mark me down for a 5."
Or just add some whores.
. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
3. Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
4. What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
7. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
9. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
10. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
ha!
The correct term is "pen o' hoes." I just learned that today.
Yes, I know what you are saying.
"If a man but looks at a woman with lust in his heart, he has committed adultery."-- Pretty tough standard, huh, but the point is perhaps some of us should clean our own house before casting judgment on others.
However, I have heard that his wife when beating out the windows of Woods' vehicle should have used a driver instead of a 3-iron.
Wonder what Steve McNair would tell Tiger about mistresses?
I can't wait until David Ferity drops a "Tiger hit that like a cocktail waitress in Vegas" on golf audiences next year.
When asked by the cops how many times she swinged at the Escalade, Elin Nordegren Woods said, "Mark me down for a 5."