Nickname Game

The few that I like:

Slow Lane
Lane Violation
Lowest Lane

Extra Credit for Ogeron:

Special Ed

Kiffany & Co.

How about "Coach Kiffin?"

1) Half Monte
2) Goatboy
3) Unqualified Loser

Augustus: Son of Caesar.

Victory Lane

Who cares what nickname you give him. If you have to give him one, why not wait and see what happens next year and I bet something will happen that makes it clear.

Since he's the means by which you make the fabulous money you do covering the Trojans -- why don't you just call him, "Paycheck" ???

Wolfie, we love you but how many times do we need to list potential nicknames...

Third Try Guy
The Kid (TJ invented it but its good)
Slow Lane
Lane Violation
Petey Jr.
PJ (short for Pete Jr.)
Lame Kiffin
Lane Kitten
LLK (Liar Lane Kiffin)

Lane is Maximus and you're def Commodus...but really we'll all still call you Gargamel!!!!

i second this one: Little Caesar
(authored by Slippery Pete, nicely done sir)

BIG BALLS KIFF.

Captain Lunch Money

There's a lot of premature hating going on here. Kiffin hasn't even had one game and there's so many unflattering niknames. Why not give him a chance to prove himself as we did Pete. Afterall we're all interested in the promotion of USC not the demeaning it.

Fight on! pLANE and simple

Life in fast LANE... USC Football 2010!

When will you start going by your nickname: Gargamel

Well, if you can link him to 51 rule violations, a gambling addiction and a fluffy forward comb-over then "Neuheisel" would work perfectly.

If Carroll was "always comPETE"....wouldn't a whining Kiffin be "always compLANE" ??

How about Son Visor?

1) Moron
2) Dubya
3) Son of Spaulding

Hurricane Lane is the most fitting...

Little Caesar

Pizza! Pizza!

"lane brain" would be good

4th and 2
The Godson
LSM (Leisure Service Management, or Lane, Son of Monte)
MB0 (Monte's Boy Zero, to distinguish him from MB7)
CBAD (Canned by Al Davis)
NMR (Not Mike Riley)
The Fresno Flash
The Bulldog Benchwarmer
FU (Falling Up, or something)
LOM (Layla's old man)
NITWIT (Never Is Too Welcome In Tennessee)

K2

Calpurnia-Caesar's Wife
or
Octavius-Caesar's Successor

Little Continuous

Priam - King of Troy when it was sacked by the Greeks

Nero - he who fiddled while Rome burned

Sysiphus - the evil king of Greek mythology who was condemned forever to Hades to roll up a hill a heavy stone, which would then roll down again.

Of course, he will always be known as "My Bitch"
but I believe Lame Kitten works best

Junior

The Rabid Chihuahua

Garrett screwed up his name at a banquet years ago when he was under Pete. His mistake is too fitting, though, and I have never called him anything else: Lance

Thinking more of the boy band sense of the word. And can we start a petition to not allow any visors on the sideline? Or will I have to buy them out at the bookstore to keep Lance from disgracing us all?

The Kiffer