Recruiting Race

Unfortunately for Cal Jr., Rick Neuheisel hasn't been able to adopt Pete Carroll's ability to dominate the Pac-10.

Chances are that Slick Rick will get into some more trouble and cut-and-run out of town before that changes.

If only I could call my constant whiffing a strategy.

he hasn't convinced anyone. that simple period

It worked with keeping Norm Chow from jumping ship to Camp Kiffin, right?

Mr. Wolf, I think the major issue with your assumption is that all of the USC commits also received a UCLA offer.
I am stil not sold on Neuheisel as a coach but I do give him credit as a good recruiter.

He is waiting or he hasn't convinced anyone to pick UCLA.

Genius.

What are the other choices?

"Or maybe he just hasn't convinced anyone to pick UCLA yet."

DING, DING, DING WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PBateman said:
What's worse, getting busted for PED in your system or robbery?

Name: RESOS, JAMES FREDERIC
Case Number: 021314
County: Los Angeles
Offenses
Court Statute: Statute: P 211

211. Robbery is the felonious taking of personal property in the possession of another, from his person or immediate presence, and against his will, accomplished by means of force or fear.

Rick will outrecruit Lame Quiffin' with his eyes closed before the summer is over...furthermore, Rick does not recruit players he knows won't get admitted into the school.

I can't believe it took 9 comments before one of the trolls rolled out the familiar old "he wouldn't qualify at UCLA" bit. I had the over/under at four. Check Rivals Rob, UCLA offered EVERY kid that committed to USC. Can't you guys mix in an occasional "he's got character issues" or "we're already set at his position?" I mean, using one excuse for every recruiting miss/failure in football and basketball over the last 30 years is a little old.

Oh Jeez, BruinRob get serious! LMAO you've got to be kidding right? LOf'nL!

It's sure taking a long time to come up with the ransom money.The deadline is Friday and then watch the early recruits start to run. Too bad none are smart enough to qualify for UCLA.

To Lance Kiffin, UCLA with hope they can qualify to get in, it's like throwing spitball at the wall, one of them is bound to stick. Re: "character issues" you nailed bud! 3 trogans in the news in the last 30 days having MAJOR character issues Bruins - 0 reported character issues...Re: "we're set at his position" hell yeah we are! we need no RBs and no LBs and no DBs, we just a couple more OL and that's it...Bruins going UP...while SUC going down...get ready for the death penalty this friday for repeated violalation...don't give rat's behind about your "cash cow" BS. Troy will be crashing into oblivion in 3 more days.

To torpedoman: nope, I'm dead serious.

Wow! The Bucket's a felon, it's a jungle out there.

Are you "trogan" fans getting nervous?? you should! LMAO

!!! oh no you just din't!!!

the only think ChuckerBucker is guilty of is being charming and unbelievably witty!!!

guilty as chaaaaaaarged!!!

you can take that to the bank!!!

AUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

actually, you can take that to the bank...as long as i don't get there first!!! hehr hehr herh!!

I feel so much better knowing the sanctimonious Pete Carroll does not respect CRN. Pete is the gold standard for ethics.

B-rob, the reason you don't read about the bRuins that are in trouble with the law is because they are GOOD enought to be newsworthy. About the only guy you get in the paper is that big a$$ stupid bill walton. What a dbag. boo hoo A WSU player low bridged him. "dirty" There wasn't a bigger cheat tan that big goofy ugly walton. Learned his dirty play from filthy wooden.

As coach at UCLA I thought commenting on a USC blog would be the best way to reach the greatest number of Bruin faithful. It seems more of us care about what happens there than on our own field, I know I do.

When the NCAA doesn't "hammer" USC in the coming weeks I will be scheduling a group therapy session at Pauley Pavilion. We'll refocus our attention on our eventual up and coming program, talk about how 6-6 is a successful season, revisit my innovative "punting is winning" theory and take names of anyone that actually wants to play for the powder blue and gold.

NOBS: Here's a list of some of your heroes , it's quite impressive!! not even Miami U of the '80s can top this!! enjoy. ;)

1.O.J. Simpson (King of the trojans; Double Murderer and proud of it; Convicted of armed Kidnapping, now serving time).
2.Todd Marinovich (While on Probation for Heroin, got caught with Methamphetamines and syringes while skateboarding in a prohibited area. Of course, he also RESISTED ARREST).
3.Keyshawn Johnson (Egomaniac who was accused of planning to hire a hitman to kill his ex-wife; Called Jon Gruden a Mother-F#cker, in the Press).
4.Mark McGwire (ADMITTED Steroid Abuser, who refused to be honest with Congress, only coming clean in a transparent effort to get into the HoF and keep a new job with St. Louis; Sleazily betrayed [former employer] McDonald’s by doing anti-Big Mac ads for Carl’s Jr.).
5.Frank Gifford (ADMITTED Adulterer turned P-Whipped milquetoast).
6.Darrell Russell (Accused of drugging his friend Oceania Vaillancourt with GHB [the date-rape drug], and videotaping her while she was raped by his two buddies. Russell was charged with 25 felonies, including rape, penetration with a foreign object, and oral copulation on an unconscious person. In court, he said that Oceania had consented. However, on the tape, she looked drugged-out; Suspended from the NFL for a year for substance abuse, and got 3 months added ON for bad behavior off the field; Arrested for a DUI, as he was speeding away from a Nevada whorehouse. Sadly, Darrell was recently killed in a high-speed, one-car traffic accident, on La Cienega Blvd., where driver Mike Bastianelli, a fellow ex-trojan [who also died], crashed into about a dozen obstacles including a parked bus).
7.Winston Justice (Busted for trying to hire a hooker, who was actually an undercover cop; Arrested on WEAPON charges, after allegedly threatening a fellow student with a gun).
8.Aaron Boone (Blew 5 million dollars by getting injured playing basketball, which was strictly prohibited in his contract. 6 weeks later he was released by a Yankee team expected to dominate the league).
9.Wil Poole (Busted for Driving Under the Influence).
10.R. Jay Soward (Went ballistic in an amusement park, fought with security guards, and got busted for public intoxication on something other than alcohol; Virtually thrown out of the NFL)
11.Desmon Farmer (Big-mouth, arrogant basketball wannabe who constantly taunted Bruins and Pauley fans)
12.Mike Williams (Dropped out, insulted his school and fans, hired an agent, came back, and said that his summer school classes are more important than football. Lied about being misled by the NFL and tried to sue, even though the NFL absolutely told him the risks).
13.Junior Seau (Insulted Blacks with “fried chicken and watermelon” joke, then insulted Gays by insisting that he was not a “homo.”).
14.Cole Ford (Fired shotgun blasts at Siegfried and Roy and was a fugitive from Police for weeks).
15.Paige Laurie (The Wal-Mart Heiress who attended SC, but bought much of her schoolwork from another student, for thousands and thousands of dollars. Her name was subsequently stripped from the Arena that had been named in her honor).
16.Eric Wright (Cornerback who transferred out of sc after a Rape investigation and the finding of 136 Ecstasy Pills in his dormroom).
17.Hershel Dennis (Tailback who beat a Rape investigation; His girlfriend was supposedly out cold at a drug and alcohol party when he and some of his teammates had sex with her. None of this could ever be proven, except that Dennis was at a party with illegal activities going on).
18.Randy “Big Unit” Johnson (Arrogant Pitcher who practically attacked a cameraman in New York, and who got suspended for almost killing a guy with a beanball).
19. Rey Maualuga (linebacker who got busted for kicking the sh!t out of someone; Glorified by trojans for taunting opponents after delivering dirty late hits out of bounds; Busted for DUI).
20.Mark Sanchez (QB who before playing his first game has already been busted for drunken vandalism, using a fake I.D. to get into a bar, getting drunk illegally [because he’s underaged], and he also incurred a Rape Accusation, when he received fellatio from a co-ed who apparently wasn’t into it).
21.Matt Leinart (QB who dates skanks then denies it, who blew $10 million by staying at sc for his Senior year, who took only Ballroom Dancing that year, who tells the media how humble he is, and who illegally houses a teammate thus putting the whole Program is jeopardy).
22.Steve Smith (Wide Receiver who broke teammate Dominique Byrd’s jaw over a dispute about a video game wager).
23.Reggie Bush (Hotdog Halfback who drove a tricked-out Impala that he didn’t pay for himself, wore huge diamond earrings, and whose family put the program in jeopardy by weaseling free rent and travel expenses out of a wannabe agent).
24.Frostee Rucker (Accused of Raping an 11-year old; transferred from CSU after accused of Rape and Indecent Exposure, then got accused of beating up his woman, a trojan co-ed, ten times).
25.William French Anderson (70+ year old u$c professor CONVICTED and sentenced 14 years for sexually abusing a minor over an extended period of time, while giving kids “Karate lessons” in his home).
26.Joe Francis (”Girls Gone Wild” Sleazebag in Jail for Contempt of Court re: Tax Evasion charges, and accused of repeatedly violating underaged girls for fun and profit).
27. Brian Cushing - Steroids user getting caught
28. Kevin ellison - arrested for possesion of drugs.
29. Landale White - cut by his own uncle for failing drug tests.
30. Sharece Wright - arrested 2 years ago 3 days before the Ohio State game and uncle "Cheatie" still played him.
31. Josh Pinkard - 2 DUIs

There is more, would you like me to continue? LMAO

Dear NOBS:

I had a list of 32 Trojans arrests within in the Pete Carroll era, (one was befrore the Carroll era, OJ Simpson, double murderer) that stemed from Rape accusations to holding up liquor stores, possesion of drugs, etc. etc. However the list did'n get past the editor of this blog...I know, I know you will say: "what about the handicapped placards?"...we could have a thousand of those incidents and it still would not equal to ONE arrest for Rape...there are FOUR rape arrests from Trogans, all within the Cheatie Carroll era: Eric Wright, Herschel Dennis, Darrell Russell, and Mark Sanchez...NUFF SAID!! LMAO.

BruinRob,

I hope you're spending as much time searching Monster.com as you are writing absurdly long comments on this blog, or you're never going to find a job.

B-boop, you could get sued by Herschel. He was NEVER charged. Neither was Darrell Russell (RIP) or Mark Sanchez. You are full of crap. I guess breaking and entering, like your assistant coach did, is nothing. Just like Fucla, NOTHING.

84, he does have a job. He mows my lawn and washes my car right after he gets off working for la la crappy at McD's

Dear Cafe 84:
I call my own shots, but thank you for your concern. Have a nice day.

Not excusing the behavior, but Darryl Russell was not a Pete Carroll player...He was a John Robinson Recruit. Eric Wright and Hershel Dennis were...and everyone knows the Mark Sanchez story.

Wow, I'm speechless....there's fan obsession/hatred and then there's Bruin Rob. Sports are supposed to be fun and entertainment, go outside, get a hobby, do something before you stab somebody the next time UCLA loses to USC and you snap. Seriously...

Geez, are we supposed to talk about the sale of cadavers, kidney transplants for yakuza, burned research assistants, etc. on a sports blog? Nice to know that Bruins obsess enough about USC to actually make a list.

Is that Nestor's list? (Or whatever his name is.) The guy who flipped out because a UCLA-alum politician gave some random commendation to USC?

ZERO recruits for ucla! I had no idea that - while USC was attracting 5 star recruits like bees to pollen - the bruins were unable to draw even a winning punter.

pour a pound of sugar on me and throw me in a vat of molasses, wolfie. that is a sweet scoop of ben n' jerry's ice cream.

Hey NOBS, learn to read, you ding-bat! it says he was arrested...just like the other three sexual predators, but of course we all know USC owns LAPD and the court system in L.A., so of course MIRACULOUSLY the charges were dropped - fishy don't you think? I wonder if YOU or I would be so lucky, my guess is NOT.

University of
Stupid
Criminals

Would the last UCLA troll out of here, please sweep up the joint, like you normally do, you clowns are making a mess of the place?

It is getting more difficult everyday to determine if this is a Trojan blog or some third world country club for bRuin losers.

rBuinBob

Relax a bit dude, everybody knows UCLA has never, ever, had an athlete commit a crime or even been arrested. We all know it has to be USC's fault athletes commit crimes and get arrested whether or not they are attending class here. Take a deep breath and maybe a Xanax, everything is going to be ok. Whatever the sanctions are, if any, the school will be standing Friday and the athletes will continue to play the games we all love. No need to be a hater here, we all know from where your angst is born, its Cardinal and Gold baby!

How did BruinRob compile that list?-- He mentioned names I had not thought about in years. It is interesting how a bruin can be so obsessed with Trojan history, albeit quite negatively biased.

But putting down Desmon Farmer for "constantly taunting bruin and Pauley fans," is priceless. First, I was at all the games Desmon played at Pauley, and he was not taunting anybody, even after victory. Second, if this is the most egregious "crime" a bruin can accuse a Trojan of, then we are doing pretty well for ourselves.

Ah, BruinRob, I knew you would respond to my post, just as I knew that your supposed career of "shot-calling" must leave you plenty of time to troll around on this blog and read my post.

You are the personification of that old joke about how USC fans obsess about USC football, and UCLA fans obsess about USC football. Your unhinged post this morning listed over 30 USC players. I suspect that most USC fans could not name 30 UCLA players if their lives depended on it.

Let's see... there was Brian Price last year. Um, Troy Aikman, he went to UCLA. Oh, and we can't forget Drew Jones-Maurice!

Admit it, BruinRob -- when Drew Jones-Maurice is alone with just himself and his thoughts, he mutters "If I'd just gone to USC -- that could have been MY Heisman!"

B-rob, enough is enough. Now get your a$$ over here and wash my car. BTW, I'm not as dumb as you are. I'd never even think of getting myself in a position to be arrested. But then again, I'm a Trojan, not a bRuin. (U probably aren't either one...Trade Tech?)

Rob you are just plain john woodie and that criminal they call truth-charlie bucket, rob on bRuins

bRuinBob,

I wanna play the "make a new name game". Here is my entry for UCLA:

University of
Constantly
Losing
A$$holes

ucla gets some good players, but they never seem to do anything with them

usc gets great players who hardly ever get to play

i want to see lala kiffen do some vasaline wrestling

time to wrap up this string...boys, it is quite a moot point to argue which school has more transgressors (as if there was even a remote comparison) but notwithstanding the minor details of this or that guy, the entire conversation is resolved with just two letters: O.J.

the greatest footballer at the self proclaimed football school is synonymous with murder and justice denied. how abysmal. while the faces of UCLA are universally loved (Wooden, Jackie Robinson, Arthur Ashe, Kareem, Rafer Johnson etc) the face of Southern Cal is, was and always will be: O.J.

thanks for playing, buh-bye.

And there is its, the same day UCLA ROB gets banned, BruinRob appears.

Now weren't you told a few threads back that you lost your "trogan" rights? You remember - when you defended the intelligence of Maurice Jones-Drew by saying "the GUYS IS articulate."
At least you took my advice and stopped trying to think for yourself and just cut-and-paste something another angry little bruin wrote and claim it as your own.
The problem is that you stole the most recognizable bruin diatribe. People bring that tired list over from bruinsnation every few months.
And now you just look like the Carlos Mencia of trolls.

Take some time to think, get some help if you need it. Then I want you to come back to this thread and try again.

oh one more thing....AUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Actually BruinRob, maybe you shouldn't strain yourself by trying to put a complete thought together. Follow Charlie Bucket's lead and play the clown, stick to fart jokes and animal noises.

And Wolf's cesspool gets murkier and murkier

??? i never made any f*rt jokes??

insofar as animal noises: guilty as chaaaaarged!!!

AUUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BruinRob went to cry.

It's down to you Charlie Bucket.

Go back to telling us how that dirtbag John Wooden, the athletes he bought and his filthy titles are supposed to be respected.