Caesar Time

O.K., I won't put the Bush situation on you, but what were you thinking when you hired that NFL guy, knowing full well his hire would put you over the limit of allowable coaches under NCAA rules?

Coach, many have questioned whether your enthusiasm would translate and play well with professional athletes. After the first 6 months, do you think it has? Have you had to add additional characteristics to your everyday personality to deal effectively with professional players?

Fight On! and Chin forever!

Hey Scott,

Ask Pete about the extra coach the NCAA said he had and why he told the press that he had had approved when the NCAA said that it had not been?

Does he agree that this gave SC an undue advantage to other college programs?

Do you regret pushing out Norm Chow when you did?

Pete, after all of the investigations and accusations about the extra benefits to the Bush family, why did Reggie's mother and step-father would put the University in such jeopardy? Greed, stupidity, arrogance, selfishness, or all of the above?

hey peter,
why were there so many legal issues during your tenure? did you really think trade tech classes would transfer? do your balls get sore from all the band wagon fans in LA washing them24-7? how much meth do you smoke on a daily basis? and finally, is it true the malibu co-ed you had an affair with is none other than chas bono?

SW, ask Pete the follwoing: Pete why don't you like me?

Coach Carroll, many observers are convinced you expected Mark Sanchez to come back for his senior year to help keep the team competitive. When he didn't choose to come back, we all saw your reaction of displeasure at his conference. Mark's decision ultimately lead you to make choices on the team that surprised many people who felt you made it harder for the team to succeed and thus suffered some big losses. My question is, if Mark Sanchez had decided to stay, do you honestly feel you would be Seattle's coach today?

Hey PC, have you found place for your young co-ed in Seattle?

What's Your Deal, Pete? Man up and tell the truth.

Oh yeah, this forum is a GREAT idea.

Pete, how did your nose get so bent?

Pete - any idea where Baxter's phone is?

Coach,
UCLA fans have become extremely bitter lately after it was pointed out that their beloved coach has only won six Pac-10 games in the last two years. Can you throw Neuheisel a bone and give him a tip on how not to be such a pathetic coach?

1. Who do you consider to be a bigger cheater:
a. Roger Clemens
b. Pete Rose
c. Barry Bonds
d. Pete Carroll
2. When walking the streets of South Central at 3AM:
a. How many recruits did it net you?
b. How many times did you smoke crack?
3. Were you ever a Boxer? because your nose looks like it took a beating from Mike Tyson.
4. Does if feel good knowing you won all those games by cheating? do you feel any remorse?
5. Who was your hook up for the steroids supplied to your football team?

Blah: i have to admit that was a sugar sweeeeet line.

now for a real Cheatey question.

Coach: you seemed terrified of Andrea Kremer. did she physically threaten you?

Why did you put John David Booty back in the Stanford game after he broke his finger on his throwing hand?

Coach,

When I succeed in peeling back the skin of this universe to set free the Things Which Lurk Beyond, would you prefer that the NCAA committee members be digested alive in the bowels of Ra'Ng the Infinite Centipede, or hurled into a formless darkness beyond comprehension?

Yours faithfully,

Coach Lovecraft

Should Reggie never be welcomed back to Troy, and should his number 5 be ripped down from the Coliseum?

Has coach Harbaugh yet to tell you what his deal was?

Brother Carroll, will you choose...

USC, or the man from Galilee?

Your dirty playbook, or the Good Book?

Reggie Bush, or the burnin' bush?

Your Malibu palace, or the carpenter's chalice?

Bein' the Seattle boss, or the way of the cross?

Reggie's parents' free home, or the rolled away stone?

A free car for McKnight, or the heavenly light?

Your vuvuzela horns, or the crown of thorns? (Okay, that's for soccer.)

Bother Carroll, DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?

Scott, you were asking for it, letting the ruin clowns pose questons for Pete. I dare to ask even one of those lame brain questions.

P.S. the sports world's biggest fraud/cheat is Slick NewWeisel. Good luck winning 6 games again in the next two years.

Scott, you were asking for it, letting the ruin clowns pose questons for Pete. I dare to ask even one of those lame brain questions.

P.S. the sports world's biggest fraud/cheat is Slick NewWeasel. Good luck winning 6 more conference games over the next two years.

Your children went to SC. Does that mean they didn't get into UCLA like most--if not all--of her fellow Trojans? Also, what kind of example have you set for your obviously challenged son?

Pete,

What are you most proud of during your tenure?

a. Winston Justice brandishing firearms and getting prostitutes?

b. The rampant steriod use in your program?

c. Not learning how to properly defend a mobile quarterback?

d. Racist websites created by your players?

e. All of the above.

Pete,

Do you think that USC could have done any worse than hiring Lane "Forrest Gump" Kiffin and Ed "Bam Bam" Orgeron as the new coaches to lead USC football?

Ask him what the deal is with Spaulding, his boy. The kid is obviously retarded, and Pete seems like a pretty smart guy - you know, for a cheater. So, what's the deal with that? Is Spaulding really his kid...did someone get in there before Pete?