New York, New York
Lane Kiffin and Matt Barkley are in New York City today on the Pac-10 media tour. It's interesting USC took a sophomore instead of a senior. Or a junior. But Barkley's the best known player and might take some attention off Kiffin, who will be asked all the wrong questions.
Tomorrow, the pair head to Bristol, Conn. for the ESPN studios.
QUESTION 1 FOR LAME: Is you ignurent or jus' stoopid?
QUESTION 2 FOR LAME: Exactly how many rectal orifaces do you have? Or is it just one big one?
QUESTION 3 FOR LAME: Did you just slap the Titans, SUC and Haden in the face, all at the same time, on purpose?
QUESTION 4 FOR LAME: Lame, what did you plan on doing after your 2 years at SUC?
enjoy it while you can, barkley. come november, you'll walk out onto the field to find manti teo holding a can of gasoline. "hey manti, what's the gas for?" "you'll see."
barkley drops back to pass. teo douses barkley with gasoline and sets him on fire, then spends some time studying by the light of the flames, reading about the life of joseph smith and brigham young's journey westward to the great salt lake.
touchdown jesus is not entirely comfortable with such heresy, but hey, whatever gets the job done.
so says the gipper, ladies.
SW, it's similar to high class newspapers, i.e. anythng other than the LA Daily News, taking kids just out of college to write for them instead of you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Barkley (15 TDs 14 Picks) representing USC, marks the official collapse of the USC football program. You gotta love it, Manti will be holding a can of gasoline, I can't wait.
Wow, delusional Notre Dame fans coming out of the woodwork on this one? I am sure you don't recall, but the same player you are ripping on threw for 380 yards in your own house as a true freshman, against the same players. I'd be more worried about your own QB with zero meaningful snaps coming into the Coliseum.
I didn't know Teo was a pyromaniac.
Was he always this way, or has the time he's spent (served) in South Bend, Indiana made him want to light himself on fire.
Is anybody else here worried that The Gipper might be a sociopath?
Hey UB, you are the ultimate bruin alright. Don't make any sense, have nothing to back up your talk, and your writing skills are a shade above that of a 6 year olds. Can't say you don't represent well.
Has Teo played a down yet and has Neuterd Dame won anything other than a beer brawl in South Bend lately...Oops, I forgot, Clausen was on the short end of that too.