Hawaii Keys
Hawaii can win tonight if:
The NCAA announces before the game that it changed its mind about allowing USC to play in Hawaii and declares a forfeit.
Former quarterback Colt Brennan flies in and is granted an extra game of eligibility.
USC's buses get stuck in the notorious traffic outside Aloha Stadium and head for Pete Carroll's vacation house on the North Shore.
Is the North Shore where PC stashed his coed when they went there?
Stick to your day job Scott. One-liners are not your gig.
Yeah..... cuz Colt Brennan helped them so much last time they played USC.....
All I remember is....
"BRENNAN PICKED OFF MY DARNELL BING--TOUCHDOWN USC"
Wolf, get a clue.
badda-bing!