Hot Seat Schedule

Add slick rick to that list after his teams possible 0-4 start this year!
SUUUGARY SWEEEEET SCOOP!
AUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's the first time I've read that stupid Wolf howling crap and actually got a laugh out of it. That may well be a suggaaary sweeet scoooop.

The silence of the cadre and the trolls is deafeningly sweeeet. Auuu Woooo Wooooo

FROM THE DESK OF RALPH VON ALBERTSON, ESQ.:

Dear Bruins,

I am never quite sure as to whether UCLA fans spend more time on Wolf’s blog or Gold’s blog, so this letter is posted to both. I write to you today to humbly suggest that, at this early stage of the season, time may yet remain for UCLA to leave the Pac-10 and find a more suitable conference before the Bruins face humiliation at the hands of Harbaugh.

I have done you the favor of collecting a few URL’s of conference home-pages from around the internet, which you may peruse at your leisure. Each of these conferences features at least one team from California, so each would make “geographic sense,” as they say, for UCLA (though you might have to tighten up the academic standards a bit).

www.bigskyconf.com - The Big Sky Conference (which sounds very pleasant), featuring Sacramento State.

www.greatwestconference.org - The Great West Conference, featuring both Cal Poly and UCLA’s sister school, UC Davis.

www.pioneer-football.org - The Pioneer Football League, featuring the San Diego Toreros, which, I am told, is a college football team, and not a professional jai alai team, which would have been my first guess.

And, last but not least - www.thesciac.org - The NCAA Division III-level Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference, which includes Occidental College, Claremont-Mudd-Scripps, Pomona College, and Whittier College, among others. I suppose UCLA could meet this conference’s academic standards, if the Bruins truly applied themselves. After all, if you’re going to dream, dream big!

Best regards,

Ralph Von Albertson, Esq., Stanford ’95, ‘99

(dictated but not read)

RVA/vm

cc: www.insidesocal.com/usc

Ralphie, in your case it's DICKtated.

What about Slick Rick Nueheisal? He has been a complete failure.

The Washington State one doesn't make much sense. I think the guy is only in his second year, and he's one of their former players...

Thank you TroyMan...as your handle suggests, there's no doubt where your allegiance lies..perhaps that explains why your spelling is lacking. On the other hand, maybe it was just a feeble attempt at HUMOR? I think I'm giving you way too much credit.
Lame (that's humor) is on the hot seat. Everyone knows it. The only thing you guys don't understand is that all of "US" hope he sticks around for as long as possible. He's footballs version of Calipari, he's going to screw up eventually. He can't recruit, he lies (people see through him). He's NEVER proven he can be a winning head coach. He wasn't hired by the current regime. Several recent polls paint a less than favorable picture of him (should i stop now?...i think you get the picture). Your current team lacks depth as a result of DEFECTIONS. The defectors were LIED TO...but you can go ahead and blame it on those CHARACTER ISSUES. The real question is "why the defections". The answer is and isn't LAME!. Recruiting GOOFS take 1-2 years to be fully exposed..but fixing those recruiting goofs takes much longer.
This Could REALLY BE YOUR YEAR!
Fit on Trogans!

ugh...i have tried to make it through another one of RalphieVanAlbertson's posts, but once again, i couldn't make to the end. like a Tolstoy novel, they're just too long and too boring!

unlike wolf's sweeeeeet scoops, which jump off the page like a Dostoevsky novel!

the finest posts ever recorded on this blog of course were those of the now exiled father of the Cadre, ChuckerBucker. rumors persist among the Cadre that ChuckBuck may reappear follwing Southern Cal's first loss of the year. in other words, he will be back soon!

AUUUUUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ralph va, esq--very funny. very welcome. again my wife loved your work. we look forward to maybe having a red wine with you when we go up to the Farm for a game in the next coule of years. it should be soon though, as harbaugh is likely to leave, and leave your school in the doldrums. i hate to break it to you, but this is as good as it gets for you, which isn't great.

sorry bro. look forward to that red wine.

ciaou

thaimex- you are entirely wrong. you should spend you limited weak resources to spending leisure time watching 500 days of summer, etc. football is not for you. you are an example of why usc is the big fish around these parts.

you have no history and no perspective

Hey thaiHEX, count "wackula" I heard fucla is having tryouts at WR tomorrow at the rose bowl. You never know you might be the missing links needed to turn your season around! lol
0-4 this month is starring you right in the face bRUINS!
AUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LMAOROTF I find it extremely hilarious how jerk-off Bruin haters keep saying UCLA football is not relevant, yet you spend your day bashing UCLA and Rick Neuheisel on a thread that is not even UCLA or Rick Neuheisel related....so tell me guys how does UCLA (_*_) taste? LMAOROTFF

count!!--don't tell me you made it through the Brother Karamazov! worse than anything tolstoy ever wrote. btw--if any of you are educators, tolstoys educational writings (he satrted a school) are very good. war and peace was great. crime and punishment was rubbish. please tell me you are just talking count smakula and you are really serious

hey jerk-off Albert VonQueer, scheduling Sacramento State is a prelude to where you'll neet to compete in the future...UCLA is going to put the hurt on your sissy team this Saturday.

I just saw this on another thread so I had to copy it and post it here...funny.

Yet another ex-trojan got caught allegedly breaking the law yesterday, when Police nabbed Indianapolis Colt Defensive Tackle Fili Moala for Driving While Intoxicated. Apparently, you can take the Fili out of the troy, but you can’t take the troy out of the Fili. Just two years removed from being a proud member of the Carroll Collective that brought disgrace and sanctions to usc, Moala was supposedly Speeding through town in his Toyota Tundra. Toyota??

good one bruin rob- if you weren't driving while intoxicated when you were 24, you weren't having fun. which is how most bruins' lives go, no fun.

I bet Daniel Thomas is somewhere in Manhattan, KS singing, "U-C-L-A tell me how my ASS taste!?! (_I_) (That ones dedicated to you bRUIN Slob) LMFAO!!!!

DUI/DWI not that uncommon...it happens to too many people too many times. Hopefully Moala learns a lesson.

seriously, rick neuheisal is on the hottest seat of all. karl dullard should never have been let go. to much turnover can be a bad thing

@scscin98, we the Bruins fans ADORE Neuheisel...I know you losers would love for him to leave, but it ain't gonna happen RN will be our coach for ever and ever and ever, so taste it!! (__!__)

Great posts fellas, sooooo entertaining. Been reading this blog for years but always thought it more fun to read than post. I guess I am just tired of all the bruin posts getting in the way all the time. I counted about 7 (besides Ralphy) out of these twenty alone. That's way too many. Trying to be civil guys (I have bruin friends and family unfortunately), but you really don't get it. Do you constantly crash party's you have not been invited to? Isn't that uncomfortable? I suppose you just have to have a certain sense about it and that may be sorely lacking over there in Westwood.

It just constantly baffles me to be talking smack when you have been losing to us in football for so long, and looking bad doing it. We know you're envious, your posts, cracks and jokes scream for attention. I guess I was just brought up differently...we didn't talk when we lost...didn't even talk really when we won. Always let the performance speak for itself. So if you've been getting beat for so long, why all the chatter. Did any of you all ever compete growing up? In anything? Aren't you just as perplexed by that loser who's still talking trash? You sound like those boxers, all bloody and swollen after a fight who claim to be unscathed, even though they have been exposed to all. Sad. Just accept that you are highly inferior to us (in football) and worry about making improvements to your own team.

School Family, how does my (_!_) taste?

Bruin Rob - I can't imagine anything worse than being your parent. What if your Mother read your comments on this blog? How mortifying. You my friend should head back to Cerritos with all the cows you grew up with.

The one thing I agree with from bruinrob........why would any true Trojan write anything about ucla? Let's stick to the subject matter. These sites get real boring when it's a bunch of losers from both sides making their idiotic comments.

I think the Trojan coaches know that we go against teams for which every game is must-win. That will make for some very competitive games. Looking forward to some good fights this season.

Neuheisel will be UCLA coach until Los Angeles gets an NFL team, which he will coach by popular demand.

That's really funny BruinRob. Now that you mention it, Neuheisel is on the hot seat too. I doubt that three mediocre seasons is what Dan Guerrero had in mind when he hired Slick Rick. Though give him credit for the re-establishing the monopoly...on mediocrity.

@freethinker, nope - we love RN and we couldn't be happier that he is our man.

Not So free Thinker...
How the hell would you know what "Guerrero had in mind"? Do you think Guererro is so naive to think that repairing the FBall program is akin sending out your car to Earl Scheib for repairs? Why, because you speak a little spanish and "channel" your thoughts to and from him? Put your SUPERMAN pajamas (the ones you like so much, with the flap in the seat, and "FEET")back on and go back to watching Lucha Libre, something more credible than the nonsense you spew.
"better to say nothing and have people think you are a fool than open your mouth........"
I'd call you a moron but the term is so overused lately.

ThaiMex, Brilliant post, Brilliant! Bravo!!

FreeThinker still believe Pete Carroll was the greatest coach ever...too bad he bailed on USC when they needed him most