USC Report

Thanks Scott and Whitney for the report, but get yourself a tripod. The shaky cam is distracting.

All right, guys, last chance. Just like Wolf, I need an intern. Must have no felony convictions. Must have own car and valid ID, 21 or over. Must be able to multi-task and be a self-starter in a dynamic and fast-paced environment. No pay, no college credit available.

Who's in?

Why the F is the video just a picture? Can't watch! Boo...

After this report, Wolfbag moves further down the polls in the poll of AP voters. He moved down 3 spots due to his lack of charismatic execution.

WAY outta that dude's league. I mean WAY out.

no, YES, NO!!!

Wow.. Whitney Blaine has gotten hotter each week and it's only week 3! Can't wait for week 12!!! and 13!!!
Hahaha...
Fight on Whitney!

Scott is a walking wardrobe malfuntion.

"Must have no felony convictions."

I guess that rules out bruins... and Trojans all have paying jobs, so I guess you're kinda stuck, eh?

Scott wins the award for worst "set". If it wasn't for Whitney these things would be totally useless. (and I for one second the idea of a tripod)

Agree on the "set". Is that the employee break room? Please get a tripod, a better backdrop and preferebly someone other than Scott to read all his lines. Whitney is still hot though, so you get points there.

Wolf, Whitney, and GG! What a trifecta!

Scott looks like his breath stinks.

Scotty you are dressing down my girl whitney with those sly icy eyes of yours. Easy there boy..

Scott,

You suck on TV. Stick to print. You suck at that too, but at least no one has to watch you doing it.

By the way, it's "USC Report with ME and correspondent Whitney Blaine."

Please ask Whitney to explain this "law of numbers" and the "lowest totem pole" concept? Otherwise, Whitney is refreshing and perky, like a strong cup of morning joe. A good counterbalance to the Wolf-bag. I predict big things for Whitney. Look out, Jillian Barberie!!!