About That Stanford Clock Operator
Pac-10 commissioner Larry Scott told me yesterday that the conference spoke to Stanford about its clock operator and hired Mike Pereira, the former vice president of officiating for the NFL, as a special advisor to improve the officiating.
That wasn't a mistake, that was just cheating. Glad they teach honor at the farm.
with it's new immense wealth, the Cadre has decided to offer some free counseling services to cornfused trOJies who still think they have been robbed of their chance to repeat as AP Champeens:
call 1 (800) wah wah wah - wah wah wah wah
ThaiMex, you get the first shift, you will be in for a tough night, but at least the trOJies din't lose by a field goal again!
Paralegal just phoned in...I think he had a few too many..Angry at first, threatened to take on the Short guy with the funny haircut from N. Korea, Hugo Chavez, and Don Knotts....go figure.
I'm an expert at grief counseling (remember the fine job i did when Garrett got fired, again, when The Heisman was revoked, and the great job i did when handling other sensitive issues like "The Investigation and Sanctions".
Anyway, towards the end of the phone conversation, Paralegal was in tears, the call ended with him crying/slobbering something like "Man, I LOVE YOU GUY'S".
The only thing I'm crying about is how heavy all those NC trophys are to carry around. Of course you two fools wouldn't have that problem. Nice game against Arizona.....did all the boys get into the game like kid's soccer? Glad Ricky isn't in charge of our national security....he'd probably be bragging he found one of the black boxes on 9-11.
the Classy Cadre does not carry around NC trophies...we hire trOJies to do that....NUBSIE, you should visit the UCLA Hall of Champeens...you will stand mouth agog in awe of true greatness count 'em, 106 total bro!!!!!!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"It's better than dressing as empty seats, as they seemed to be doing for homecoming.
"I know this is difficult," Neuheisel said after grabbing the microphone to talk to the 15 or so fans still remaining at game's end. "I don't blame you for being mad. If you keep coming back I promise you, you'll be rewarded.''
Neuheisel has been full of promise since the day he arrived, so he is consistent."
From the bRuins favorite fan, T.J.
Ghosty-I'm not easily impressed with girly ball trophys and basketball trophys that were obtained through dirty filty cheating by it coach st. jonny.
G man, Rick is full or more than promises.
It must gall important people like Larry Scott to have to speak with lowly bloggers and hack sportswriters who make their life by creating false controversy and stirring the pot. Did he actually tell this to you Wolf, or did he say it to a group of people at a press conference?
The Fix at the Farm! If you can't beat'em, cheat'em!
BTW. 53,000 at our vacation home, to watch the bRuins go down to another defeat.