USC v. UCLA

farts.

...and by farts, I mean UCLA.

I'm ready!!! Here is me singing the UCLA fight song last year....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42PQZTYRq7o

Scotty did you bring your cap gun? Pistol Rick is in da house!!!

No way I'm jumping all over Bruins tonight. They looked bad but so did we playing UW.

Team seems to be underplaying relative to talent. With the personnel that they have, I can't imagine that you'd switch to the pistol. Hard to win at any level without a decent QB.

UCLA will play us tough and get the feeling tha we may think that we are better than we are. Hope our leadership steps up on Saturday because there's no way we roll unless we out physical the Beavs.

bRuins hibernate after their frequent losses and only come out after USC victories to say that "if ASU's QB did this" or "if U of A's defense did this" then USC would have lost. It's a pathetic routine. Keep Hibernating and praying for bowl eligibility.

I'm ready!!! Here is me singing the UCLA fight song last year....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42PQZTYRq7o

Bahahahahaha.. OK here's the difference between UCLA and USC.
USC fans know the Trojans are rich in football tradition. They also know the basketball program has NEVER had a history of winning.
UCLA fans know their basketball team was once a powerhouse. They also know their football program has NEVER been good.
So......... USC fans brag about football, NOT basketball.
Why do UCLA fans try to brag about basketball AND football!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Plus, we all know football is the bigger sport in this country!!!!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! I think the cadre might be on suicide watch right now lol....Don't drink the bRUIN blue koolaid!!!!

Now, is it clear why so many bruins come on this blog trying to put down the almighty Trojans?

As I have said before, it is like a jealous ugly step-sister always struggling to find some fault with her beautiful older sister.

Paralegal...
Easy there big fella...we all have shortcomings don't we?
How would you like it if everyone made fun of you because you still, at your age, wet your bed. You big lovable BED-WETTER....I bet all you really need is a big group hug from the cadre!.

Careful, ThaiMex, what if the Cadre tries to give Parafella a big hug and he does his famous "stare down" of Bruins that he always fantasizes about?? no matter, we'll hug him anyway!! we're lovers, not fighters!!!

it's true our OC Chow-Chow parties too much before games, but you would too if your QB's sucked so bad!!

still, it's utterly comical to insist anyone envies disgraced Southern Cal!! is it possible LJ is really Mike Garrett? they are the only two who have uttered such kooky "envy" talk! if the Cadre were to envy a program, it would be Alabama or LSU or Texas or Florida, you know, teams that actually own a real BCS Champeenship!!

but i admit i love the "beautiful older sister" analogy...only i would suggest it is more akin to one of those fat ladies who come out on Jerry Springer with skimpy clothes and blubber hanging out everywhere, and their families try to shame them into dressing more conservatively, but the lady says: "they're just jealous 'cause i look sooooooo GOOD!!!!!" as she struts her stuff around the stage!!!

oh, ChuckerBucker, You've done it AGAIN!!!

oooooof!! what a pummeling!! Speaking of analogies, the Paralegal is like a nut who keeps kicking sleeping Cadre dogs...and gets mauled every time!! LJ, you just aren't cut out for this blog battle stuff, man! skins just too thin!! as Dragline says in Cool Hand Luke: you're beat! stay down!! (someone outta stop this!)

LJ, you gotta hand full of nothin'!! only the Cadre is calling your bluff!! (tee-hee)

Lawyer John's analogy is both eloquent and true. Nuff said... Pistol Rick is the pied piper and he is marching his Bruin faithful off a cliff in Malibu...Grab the popcorn Trojan faithful, this is gonna be fun to watch!!

Ummmmm... scoreboard.

HAHA. I'm not too proud to come here this morning to announce that UCLA does in fact suck. We're really bad. Once again, we're so bad that I feel an obligation to lay off this board for a week (save for a Wolfie post that's just too good to ignore). Happy turkey to all my trogan friends.

Brother Bobo is keeping it real. It's not very honest to knock the Bruins for losing on the road to a team that beat USC at home.

Besides, without a quarterback, what can the Bruins do? Without Jesus, you've got a bunch of disciples sitting around waiting for something to happen. (Acts 2:1). Without a real quarterback, you've got a bunch of chumps trying to prevent a Husky from running an interception back for a touchdown. Too bad for them, the Holy Spirit did not descend and help them out.

Bruins, there is still room on the bandwagon, and Jesus has the reins in his hand! Trojans are bound for 10-3!

I can't belive it,Ghost Bucket not bad mouthing USC football. Maybe Dupree had a talk with him, and now he see's the light. I need a drink.

Totally different game if Nick Holt doesn't summon his inner TroGan and send a player after Breheut like Ray Malaguena tried against Cowan in the 13-9 bowl. But then again, cheap shots were probably coached by Pete the Cheat and Nick never forgets a lesson like a good lap dog.

What I saw was a solid offense that got derailed by a cheap shot, but I'm guessing that's not above SUC's gameplan in two weeks either. I should start a pool with the Cadre to see which TroBan commits the first late hit or shot to the head penalty. My guess is Shareece Wright, but Malcolm Smith and TJ Bryant seem like good choices too. Perhaps I'll take a flyer on Brian Cushing coming out of the stands in a roid range as well.

Fite Awn!

On the bright side...the NCAA is considering allowing teams with losing records to play in bowl games.

UCLA Dynasty, that reminds me of the time Shindo Summerlin just about decapitated Golan Globus in front of a packed house at the Rose Bowl, leading the Trojans to victory. Then, to add insult to injury he had both of Globus' sisters spend the night at Cardinal Gardens. Classic.

Fight on!

Do bruins find anti-ucla jokes funny?-- Didn't think so.

As for the usual ucla suspects on this blog, quite honestly I have never gotten one chuckle, let alone a laugh, out of their miles and miles of diatribe over the years.

I thought bRuins only left at the end of the 3rd Qtr at the Rose Bowl... However I watched a bRuin fan leave my local sports bar at the end of 3Q yesterday... The guy was dancing during 1Q - belly ached during half-time, yelling during 3Q, and gone before the 4th Qtr... Poor little fellers heart was just broke...

Memo to the "Cadre": ok i admit it, you guys are too good, and we don't stand a chance against you in blogfare. How can you be so funny and at the same time, devastating?? It's like the "Cadre" is one of those monsters from science fiction that absorb energy...the more you fire at them, the stronger they get!!

Wolf, I beg you, stop having these USC vs UCLA posts, we are getting the stuffing beat out of us! Oh, woe are we!

Tired Bill: the Cadre holds you in the highest regard, so lets catch you up on what's going on...if you see any Ghost or Ghostt (2"t"s) that is not the real ChuckerBucker. it is only a lame trOJie Bucket wanna be! ChuckerBucker is now Son of Bucket!! catchy, isn't it?? you know, like Son of Godzilla?

Tired, the other weak trOJies could learn a lot from you. you pick your spots and deliver nice crisp cheap shots!!! you're the Cadre's top adversary, Tired Bill, don't go changin'!!!

W.E.B. Dupree, Does that mean you are officially supporting usc now?

@Lucrative, I have seen the light, and I am a USC fan again. At the end of last season, when USC lost to Arizona, I mistakenly thought that God was sending me a message to get off the bandwagon. I now realize that the loss to Arizona was just God's way of telling Pete Carroll to take the Seahawks job, and not to draft Joe McKnight.

The Cadre, with its gambling, greed, and chubby-chasing, is no place for a servant of Christ.

Now I must go finish outlining tomorrow's sermon.