Doghouse U.
Lane Kiffin was unhappy with tailback Marc Tyler's comments that he pulled his hamstring at USC's first practice because he didn't know they were supposed to stretch earlier than normal for a 7:30 a.m. practice.
``Since he pulled his hamstring two hours into practice, it wasn't the stretching before that,'' Kiffin said Saturday.
It's worth noting that Tyler said his legs never felt right the whole practice because he did not stretch.
It's sad to think an athlete can be so dumb. Never heard anything dumber.
Rumor has it, he blames his mom for not having enough energy during practice too. Said his cereal wasn't ready on time.
What is even more pathetic is that this is 3rd or 4th time Scotty has mention this trying to stir the pot. Have to give it to Scotty he can find controversy in every crack and beat it to death. I just can't understand why no Pete reference in the last couple of days? Is there some important soccer match going on in Turkey?
so telling Tyler's first instinct is to throw the coaching staff under the bus...a true trOXan!!
you just got to keep oooooooooooon sweet-scooopin', wolfman!!!!!
Oh! Mercy Nurse!! we have our first -Gate of the year:
Hammy-Gate!!!!! (chortle)
Chuck,
Haven't heard much from you lately. I assume you have been spending all of your time on some Ohio State message board lecturing the fans on how their program is threatening the sanctity of college football. That's not an easy task but you have shown you are the man! Just make sure you create a multitude of "characters" to drive your point home.
Jethro: oh i've been around....it appears you've been asleep at the wheel relative to your ongoing forensic analysis of the Cadre's internet activity. unfortunately, i believe your data is now corrupted.
i recommend you set up a hierarchical IP routing program interfaced with a recursive comparison matrix. the equipment you would need for this op is technically available to the public....IF you knew where to look.
AUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chuck,
Thanks for the tip but I didn't need any of that. You made it so obvious that even a computer illiterate guy like me could figure you out.
And what about Ohio State? That was some filthy stuff they were up to there huh?
Chuck,
If you're not posting multiple times each day from each one of your characters something must be up. How long has it been since you used the Preferred Plus Night joke? The people are anxious. Don't get lazy on us now!