Probation Question

Probation affected me in the following way:

Like Jason Terry, I went out and tattooed a drawing of the Pac-12 championship trophy on my giant bicep. Ya'll know we are winning it this year...

I also got the following letters tattooed on my knuckles:

I H A T E C B U C K

They will look good imprinted on his forehead..

"Fewer," not "less." That you write for a living constantly amazes me.

And why, exactly, would Pete Carroll be blamed for the Bush problem?

I save money on bowl t-shrits.

Look, fat ass ChelseaSW6 appears, still hiding from the Wild West board fat ass?

Oh crap, because I chose to include my thumb knuckles in my I HATE CBUCK tattoo, all people will see when I make fists is "IHAT" on one hand and "BUCK" on the other. I am truly an idiot.

Oh NOBS, my sweet lover, come to me now. I need your rough strong hands all over my trembling body. Take me now NOBS, (bending over) take me NOW!

OOOHHHHHH!

signed, your biatch,

MONOPO1Y IS OVER HERE

Scott,

Please jump off the nearest bridge.

Thanks.

What ChelseaSW6 said.

With probation ABC/ESPN won't televise USC as much, which means we won't have to tolerate Brett Musberger. I knew there was an upside.