Allen Update

Vat in zee...I zink zat zis is anozer de-commitet! Unt zat is already how many? I vill counted zem! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, unt countink!

That's Javorious "Buck" Allen to you count. Buck buck buck!!

What's with The 3 Stooges deal....Tyler (suspended, maybe gone), McNeal, now Allen. Come on Stupid U...say it ain't so. The Dillon goof is still fresh from just last week, now you add 2 more possible casualties?
Maybe LIMBO U should quit grabbing the "LOW HANGING Fruit"and try to remember these kids are STUDENT Athletes. These "character issues" are getting ridiculous!
Fiet on Torgan!
University of
Stupid
Cheaters!
At Least you've got that Flamboyant Bronze Horse!

Thai,

Easy with your mean words there dude or you are going to offend Charlie Bucket. He is awfully sensitive and constantly lecturing us about not speaking bad about these young kids.
If you continue this he is not going to be happy with you!!!!

i regret the decommit of "Notorious Javorious" Allen!!!

that would have been the best nickname in college football this year, taking over the Best Name mantle of Joe "the Toe" Houston, last season's winner of the best name award!! (as well as being laser accurate from 30yds-in!!!)

while it is clear that you trOXans are in an interminable death spiral, when it comes to great nicknames, you guys are aaaaaaall outta bubble gum!!!!

Bucket,

I know that you are all fun and games but ThaiMex is being cruel again. You criticize us for being hard on our own recruits but when he calls kids that are struggling academically "LOW HANGING Fruit" you remain silent.

Can you tell him to stop being mean or would that be weird?

What are you guys talking about? He didn't decommit. He just has to finish up some high school credits, along with Townshend and a few others. Sheesh.

dumb as the day is long

My goodness, what good is recruiting 5-star players if they're too dumb to even get on the field. LMAO

Hilarious JBoy. Hilarious

Jethro: in response to your question, i have the right to remain silent.

the Classy Cadre has a code, adapted from the Planet of the Apes saga: as their most sacred law is "ape will not kill ape" so our most sacred law is "Cadre will not criticize other Cadre".

our other law is "what happens at Cadre HQ during Preferred Plus Night, STAYS at Cadre HQ"

then of course, there are hundreds of by-laws and codicils in the Cadre Membership Agreement, but we don't need to get into those.

Jeez Louize Bucket, I didn't ask you to kill ThaiMex. I just saw some hypocrisy dude!!!!