Who Is Coming Back?
Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck showed up at media day sporting a beard. USC quarterback Matt Barkley was asked what he thought of the look?
``I'm going to show up with a mustache next year,'' Barkley said.
Does that mean Barkley will return for his senior season?
``I might send (safety) T.J. McDonald,'' Barkley said.
Does that mean McDonald, also a pro prospect, will return for his senior season?
``I don't know guys, c'mon,'' Barkley said.
Andrew wants to go incognito, after he learns esteemed Standorf alum, David Wu, is embroiled in, wait for it, a sex scandal. No one can doubt that Standorf prepares their men for future success.
Recently it has been shown that the best way to avoid gender-confusion issues among Stanford undergraduates is for the menfolk to grow their beards longer than those of the "women".
There's a better chance of seeing Barkley in the Pac-12 next year than Rick Neuheisel.