Freaks (And Stat) Geeks
Here are the official scrimmage stats from today's game at the Coliseum.
RUSHING NO YDS AVG TD LG
Morgan 12 44 3.7 0 8
McNeal 2 20 10.0 0 13
Carlisle 7 10 1.4 0 6
Baxter 10 31 3.1 0 12
Wittek 2 -17 -8.5 0 -8
Kessler 2 -16 -8.0 0 -8
Ross 5 9 1.8 0 8
TOTAL 40 81 2.0 0 13
PASSING PA PC PI PCT YDS TD LG
Barkley 25 15 1 .600 261 5 42
Wittek 23 11 0 .478 119 2 28
Kessler 19 13 1 .684 228 2 45
Manoogian 2 0 0 .000 0 0 0
TOTAL 69 39 2 .565 608 9 45
RECEIVING NO YDS AVG TD LG
R. Woods 6 122 20.3 3 42
Butler 3 33 11.0 0 24
Vanuku 2 8 4.0 1 6
Carlisle 3 17 5.7 0 7
Lee 7 165 23.8 1 45
Ellison 1 14 14.0 1 14
Boyer 1 -2 -2.0 0 -2
Telfer 5 80 16.0 1 28
Prater 4 61 15.3 1 25
H. Simmons 1 3 3.0 0 3
Pomee 2 28 14.0 0 24
Carswell 2 49 24.5 0 26
Grimble 1 19 19.0 0 19
Blackwell 1 11 11.0 1 11
TOTAL 39 608 16.8 9 45
INTS NO YDS AVG TD LG
T. Harris 1 0 0.0 0 0
McAllister 1
When the "injury bug" starts to hit the 1st team defense..."SEASONS OVER"! Injuries are a part of the game, and unfortunately, the backups are FAR BEHIND. I bet you wish guys like Eduardo "The Chinese Viking" Hernandez, were still around.
fite on, sanction U!
nubsie isn't cursed, he's just retarded!
Hey SlopeBeaner...I didn't know they let retarded wetters or halfbreed slopes into the University of Completely Lost Assholes. Just another state school that invested half it's portfolio in Enron going down the shitter...gee too bad. Fools leading the fools.
BTW, speaking of UGLY Football, which sorry excuse of a QB is red faced Ricky going to trot out on the field as his secret weapon this year? Can't wait to see Skippy's red face, veins bursting at the seams, one heart beat away from stroke, psycho look after one of his "prized" QBs throws his first pick. I anxiously await seeing this on TV with popcorn ready. Go (placard carrying) Bruins, Go! Hey, consider that 4-8 (maybe 5-7 with a few lucky breaks) wont' be too bad after the last few throw-away seasons.
Gee...let's see..."if" I would have "invested half of my Portfolio in Enron going down the shitter"...aka GOING SHORT, I would have made a FORTUNE!
Let's play more of the "IF" Game...
If SUCks hadn't CHEATED, they wouldn't have been CAUGHT!
If GARRETT had a brain, he would have done differently!
If it weren't for the sanctions, your football team would have depth!
IF BARKLEY throws fewer interceptions than last year...Oh, never mind, that'll NEVER happen.
4 and 8 Looks GREAT!
fit on, cheat on, spit on, SANCTIONED U!
Markeith "Bone to Bone" was infected by the curse.
@You broke my hear becaue I'm Gay - gee, you sound like some guy that loves to get on all-fours for his poodle, and when his poodle is not burying his schlong into him, he has the poodle's ass stuck to his face...that sick bastard NOBS.