Poll Matters

USC, duh!!!

And I'm not talking Gamecocks!

As the bullies in the great movie "Race For your Life Charlie Brown" once said, "We're Number 1! We're Number 1!"

If there was a Poll for Funnest Schools, Southern Cal would be the unanimous, undisputed Champeeen!!! here's the Fun Things List:

Reggie Bush
Papa Bush
Mama Bush
Todd McNair
OJ Mayo
Scuzzy Khardasians
Lloyd Lake
Chevy Impala
Steven Sample's Flamboyant Horsie
New Era Boyz
Sanctions!!
Probation
30 lost Scholies
Returned Trophies
Miss Missy Conboy
Paul Dee
Rodney Guillory
Sith Lord Garrett
Floyd Sidious
$10K Envelopes
Darth Carroll
Mark Dirty Sanchez
Womens Tennis
Kiff
Kiff's Body Guards
the Old Monty
Agin' Cajun
Bounce Pass Haden's AP Trophy
McFumble
Fat-aluga
Dirty Dancing
Cheap shotting
I own the Police!
car wrecking
Marc Tyler
Spit-Gate
Grope-Gate
Hammy-Gate
Uni-Gate
Cellphone-Gate
the Baby QB
Lonnie "$14K" White
and Scott Wolf as the Wolfman!!!!

If there was a poll for the most pathetic school ucla would win hands down. Here is the list:
ucla dynasty
chuck bucket

Alabama No. 1

USC No. 17

Thank you VB's Office Plant... someone finally got my name right.

Reminds me of the year I was roommates with star UCLA WR Juan Antonio Jesus and JaManfred Jackson finally got my name right.

Yes, I would rank the USC #1 in the nation by a country mile!!! yup, USC is #1 in their payroll to their players, and #1 in cheating, and #1 in player arrests, and #1 in chocking, and #1 for the ugliest girls on campus, and #1 the most horrible marching band, and #1 in having the most bandwagon fans, and #1 in having the most delusional fans, and the #1 football team, from the BOTTOM! and definitely having the #1 beat writer in the nation...Mr. Scott Wolf! Wolf!

CerritosLob - why is it you never mention your adopted school's football program? You come over here and draw penis and butt characters but never offer and analysis or comment on the crappy football team in Westwood. Are you embarrassed by losing the last 10 out of 11 matchups against USC? Are you embarassed by the ucla AD? Are you embarrassed that slick rick has gotten fired from his last two jobs at Colorado and Washington? Are you embarrassed by your QB situation. Are you embarrassed that you have not won a 1/2 a National Championship since 1954? Are you embarrassed that you never attended ucla and never got a real education? (That lack of any education truly shows every time you open your mouth). Are you embarassed the USC outranks ucla in the US News and World report rating? A lot to be embarrased by eh LOb?

@Miss Condom 70 - thank you for asking! the reason I don't mention my beloved and Mighty Bruins on this super and awesome blog is because this blog is all about USC baby!! if I wanted to write about how great our football team is, I would just simply go on Jon Gold's blog and do that...embarrassed? HA! are you kidding me? we beat USC 8 straight years!!! something USC has never been able to do!!! not even when UCLA was first founded!!! "Slick" Rick may have done some things wrong in the past, but at UCLA he's been clean as a whistle!!! players screw up, and they are off the team, while at USC players spit on women, sexually assault women and neither your AD nor your Lame Kitten even slap the player's wrist, and until he goes on national T.V. and confesses that USC "breaks bread" for the players (pays them A LOT of money) and it is at that time that Tyler gets suspended for ONE GAME!! WHOOOOOOOP DEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO!!!! but I guess a one game suspension is more than Pete Carroll ever did...not even when SIX of his players get arrested for RAPE:
1. Darrell Russell
2. Eric Wright
3. Herschell Dennis
4. Mark Sanchez
5. Winston Justice and
6. Frostee Rucker who got arrested and accused of rape TWO different times, once while in High School and once at Colorado State who dismissed Rucker and USC ran as fast as they could to get Rucker, because USC likes rapist on their team...
USC is no doubt a haven for thugs...
USC, where the prisoners run the asylum.
USC sucks!!

I won't even ask you if YOU are embarrassed of all the facts listed above - not to mention being on probation for:
cheating,
being stripped of a NC
being stripppd of a Heisman trophy,
having the worst punishment since SMU,
ranking below UCLA academically in 99.99999% of all academic ranking polls
it's most famous coach Pete the Cheat
while UCLA's is the legendary John Wooden
your most famous athlete is a double murderer, while UCLA's most famous athlete is the legendary Jackie Robinson...
NO, I won't even ask you if you're embarrassed or ashamed...NO I won't ask you, because YOU have demonstrated time and time and time and time again that 99% of trOJans don't know the meaning of SHAME or humility.

Care to wear out your keys a little more with asinine commentary, and force me to wipe my ass with you one more time? or do you prefer to simply use you as a mop for the bathroom at the local brothel?

Have a nice day Miss trOJan

Trojan70:

Actually, USC has won 11 of 12 against the gutless bRuins. It will be 12 of 13 after this season.

@sucmike, maybe so, but it still doesn't erase our glorious 8 straight wins over the "football powerhouse" HA!! YEAH RIGHT!! I think Cerritos J.C. would have done better during those 8 straight glorious wins than SUC. Cheating was the only way you could have reversed the ripple of effect of our dominance, and you did, cheat that is...and now you are paying the concequences by being the laughing stock of college football.
Cry on!!
Cheat on!!
Blight on!!
Suck on!!
Bite on!!

BruinRob = Human Garbage

Tyler = pile of dogs_hit

Tyler = pile of dogs_hit

when was the last time ucla was competitive vs usc???

and i'm not talking about girls sports, just football

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its hard to rank in the pre-season, but there will be some big non-conf games, so after 3 weeks is a better time to rank nationally

but, for the pac12, the front runners are Stanford & Oregon - next are a huge pile of teams, including USC, then comes the "lower middle class" like Cal & Or st, and finally the bottom feeders: colorado, wa st

USC will once again, have only a "spoiler's" role to do anything meaningful until the Reggie Bush sanctions come to an end

I actually feel for you guys: how is it the team's fault that Reggie did what he did?

note: Danthony Thomas has been reported as being very impressive and could be used in the passing game

your team messed up by not letting him play offense: that's why he went to the Ducks (according to what I have discovered)