Coliseum Guide
With tomorrow's home opener at the Coliseum, here is a handy list to prepare you for tomorrow. We used Lane Kiffin's injury definitions of ``limited'' or ``out'' to help guide you through the game-day experience:
Parking -- limited
Hot dogs -- out
Video board -- limited
Student access gates -- limited
Cold drinks -- limited
Scoreboard -- limited
Thermometer -- out (since 1963)
Beer -- out
Working restrooms -- limited
Coliseum improvements -- limited
UPDATED: Cell phone reception: limited
Scott Wolf's journalism skills - limited
RunTravelerRun, spot on. Wolf... you're a jackass. Your style and approach are so damn petty, childish, and annoying. Get good info here occasionally (not often), but hey, I'm commenting so maybe that's all you want. However, you're a loser, enjoy that.
Fight on!
Way to stay current. There haven't been beer sales since Clinton was in office, but you're still here to whine about it.
What is your major malfunction? How do you still have access to the Football program?
The thermometer has worked since 1963. I recall one night game against Notre Dame in the 1990's that was in late November where it was damn cold, and the thermometer said it was about 40 degrees.
Scott just makes it up sometimes.
If you all despise Wolf so much, why do you keep coming to his blog to read what he says?
Gargamel's hair -- out (since 1986)
obama the jew hater,
I think Jonathan Tu put it best (his 'Case Against Scott Wolf' is a great read http://goo.gl/DJVnH)...
"The obvious question is, 'Why don’t you just not read him (Wolf)?' The obvious answer is that I read everybody, and everything, related to USC football."
He is afforded a daily look into something we love and "high-profile (beat writers) require high profile compliance" to some standard of ability and professionalism.
USC beat writer for LA Daily News - out
You forgot to mention:
NOBS' mental capacity - limited.
NOBS' rear access by his poodle - unlimited
Slob, you forgot one:
Sexual Favors-Full On, with Slob's wife
Full Rear access-Unlimited, with Slob's daughter
Tutor-VERY limited, with Professor Slob
LA Times & Daily News - Out (of business soon)
SD Trojan 2 FTMFW!!!
I had no idea that young Knox Kiffin had so many online identities. Perhaps he could coach the secondary?
@KNOBBED by his poodle - your comment is about as lame as you tiny little pecker.
Prof. Slob, aka JBoy, your daughter NEVER complains about my dog's pecker. When's the next U.S. History lesson? hahahahahaha ROFLMAO
How many of you will be out purse shopping during the game.
daily news - limited
wolfie - out