Caption Contest

Treat the ball like it's the BCS National Championship Trophy. DO NOT DROP IT!

You hold her head like this and then WHAM !

"This is how Scott Wolf was dropped as a baby"

Scott, what's the point of this post? The WR position is one where SC is having no problems this year. They don't get enough credit for making Matt Barkley look good. So obviously Kiffin and Gilmore are doing a good job. You're just being a dick to be a dick. Oh wait, what else is new????

Man, you guys must be Scott's beer swillin buds, because, why else would he not censur your filthy garbage mouthed comments. Did you even go to college? Your use of the english language is atrocious and quite adolescent.

hey this really heavy one says
"To: Southern Cal trOXans
From: the Classy Cadre"
What's "Listeria"?

What really needs to come from this picture is Kiffin moving a few players from this abundance of recievers who are 6'1" or more over to the DB position. Why in the hell can't he consider that? Is he brain dead?

"This is how we would take a knee to end games, if I didn't always make things close with my questionable coaching decisions."

"For humbling results, aim low."

OK Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it...

This is how I'm going to hold my dads head up when he passes out after I fire his old ass...

"Guys, this is how low NOBS balls are hanging!"

BruinRob beat me to it..."my old man is so old, his balls hang down to here."

And just like that, my son popped out and I caught him just like this, with his laces facing to the left. We named him Knox, after the town where I'd just landed my dream job. I suppose if JaMarcus really was a good quarterback, we'd have named him Mr. Davis.

Sorry norcaltroy, better luck next time. LOL

Bucket,

You can do better than that feeble attempt from yesterday. Sign in as someone else and try again.

"My first choice was acting. Here check this out....

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!

now that's some Hamlet bitches!"

Ok, contescht is ofer. PhotoMax420 vins it. Goot vork!

Vait, vhat vas zee prizes, again? Herr Vulfman haff been gettink cheap lately!

a football this is, hmmm?

strong with the Dark Side this ball is, i sense.

always two there are, one Master and one Apprentice.

no more, no less.

herh, herh, herh.

Now, fellas, I was never much good at catching a football; is it better to catch it on the seams or without the seams?

Petros Papadakis, errr, SC For Life, FTMFW!!! Good stuff boyeee!!

So then Victor Cruz went like this and can you believe they didn't call that a fumble? I think those were Pac-12 refs.

When I was at Fresno State getting my Leisure Studies degree, I also played QB and this is where most of my throws ended up, man did I piss off my WR's.

Fellas, this is how low Mrs Slob's boobs hung when she expired.

"Sometimes, guys, I like to strike a random pose to give Scott Wolf an excuse to set up another forum for trolling and vulgarity."

Norm wasn't willing to do this in front of Pete when he asked him to like I was...

Scott, where can I pick up my prize?