Sunday Night With Kiffin

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Lane Kiffin said no one on the team or coaching staff was surprised by the Oregon upset.
``We told them the night before the game about how we would shock the world but we weren't going to shock outselves,'' Kiffin said. ``No one here was surprised by what happened.''
Kiffin was knocked by offensive tackle Matt Kalil in the on-field celebration after the game.
``Matt came out of nowhere,'' Kiffin said. ``I don't know how he got from almost blocking the field goal to where I was.''
In a nice touch, Oregon coach Chip Kelly came to the USC locker room to make sure he congratulated defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin, who was in the pressbox at the end of the game.
``I thought that was really cool,'' Lane Kiffin said.
Kiffin was asked about rumors UCLA will wear all-white uniforms against USC.
``I don't care what they wear,'' he said.


26 Comments

SCFTBL1 Author Profile Page said:

The pink uniforms weren't available?

Lane Kiffin Author Profile Page said:

Right Kiffin, you idiot. Your stupid looking face gave the surprise away. Enjoy your rare day in the sun, you will be back sucking again real soon. Lucky that DUCK kicker sucks.

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

`phhphhht

I fart, about times

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

sometimes I fart an a little piece of poop comes out with it

USC owns the Rose Bowl Author Profile Page said:

Bahahahahaha "Lane Kiffin" suck it! Kiff is the man! Fight on!

LAWYER JOHN Author Profile Page said:

Wouldn't you just love to have the fake Lane Kiffin, FartMan and the Ugly Bucket all in the same room at the same time. You'd die of boredom before old man time caught up with you.

NOBS Author Profile Page said:

Shocked by Kelly, but if true, I've changed my mind. Unlike Fucla, pure class.

NOBS Author Profile Page said:

SlobDusky either shot himself, is polishing the urn, or is CHICKEN.

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

every Bruin will fart on you

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

PhhhHhhff

that the sound of a crusty fart;

it left a stain in my pants a soggy stain

fartteds

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

USC sucks

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

the USC team is more despicable than my farting

Jethro Sabbath Author Profile Page said:

Bucket,

You don't miss anything here. What do you think about this fart guy?

BruinTodd Author Profile Page said:

Farty buy we all no you are makeing jokes about farting and pooping all over your self. We get the mental picture. , you are a bruin standing by computer covered in poop and makeing every one smell you're farts. I like funny stuff but this is not funny. I hope your kidding about the pieces of poop and may be the farts to.

W.E.B. Dupree Author Profile Page said:

Jethro, I happened to see your question, and while I don't claim to speak for Bucket (who already praised this fart business), my opinion is that the fart guy has undermined his own joke by betraying his Bruin sympathies. Also, the joke got old after a day or two.

Gnossos Author Profile Page said:

W.E.B., but when you are 11 years old those fart jokes live forever.

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

farts

The Monopoly Is Over Here Author Profile Page said:

The white uni's come from a large piece of cloth which makes a flag of the same color that the Bruins have been waving for some time now and will come out in about the 3rd Qtr this Saturday...

Kiff's so arrogant that's he's already game planing for our 2012 opener instead of focusing on FUCLA...

Oh yeah and one other thing,,,, F U C L A!

Fart 0330 Author Profile Page said:

F USC Condoms, jackass

DixieTrojan Author Profile Page said:

Changing the uniforms for one game is the kiss of death for that team. Just ask Notre Dame.

However, Neuheisel is desperate enough to do it. I'm going to miss that guy.

Jethro: yes i have analyzed Fartman's work very carefully, and i conclud he is an artist of the highest order.

his satire and irony put Stephen Colbert to shame, in fact, i would not be surprised if Farts was a writer on Colbert's award winning staff.

i have explicated his musing separately, so i won't repeat that here. suffice it to say Fartman is pure unadulterated genius!!!

USC owns the Rose Bowl Author Profile Page said:

^complete losers. Are these guys married? In a relationship at all? What would a female think of this nonsense? LOL... amazing.

Vell, looky at Zee "owns" man! AH! AH! AH!

He gets his Vifes approval on all zee postinks! I vonder if zey vork in tandem? From vhat I hear, she vorks in tandem vith a lot of ozer guys!

AH! AH! AH! Amazink! I don't zink zee "owns" is cut out for zee rough vorld of zee big time bloggink!

The Monopoly Is Over Here Author Profile Page said:

Sprockets guy, again! Do you dance little Sprockets man, it looks like this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg

Jethro Sabbath Author Profile Page said:

Count,

I know who you are.

ucla-of-the-rockies Author Profile Page said:

Of course you don't care about wardrobe, Lame Kiffin.
You looked like a human glowstick up in Eugene.
Now you get your ass kicked by CRN in his final regular-season game of coaching the Bruins.
UCLA 27, USC 20

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