First Reaction

I feel bad for Mora, having to coach in the shadow of the legendary Rick Neuheisel. It's a lot like Boring Rob having to crouch in the shadow of a Popeye's Chicken sign to urinate.

Get his hands wet????

How do you get your hands wet when you have to squat to pee?

"He's going to have to get his hands wet early to make sure that he can stop those guys."

Mixed metaphor anyone? I think Rick conflated getting your hands dirty (do the job yourself) and getting your feet wet (stepping into a new situation).

Getting your hands wet sounds, um, nasty.

Hey y'all bRuinRobbed VERY sensitive about his pee'ing problem. Tio Luis provided Robby with a 'lady of the night' for his 14th b-day... Robby was sooooo excited, he pee'd off his Trojan & drenched 'his dream girl' with urine!!!!

so be N-I-C-E!!!
Robby might find some Ghirardilli Chocolate @ the dreamy St Francis jejeje

Are you trOJans panicking yet?
http://usc.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=521&mid=167695460&sid=995&tid=167695460&style=1

Where's Dr. SlobDusky?

please excuse Robby's excitement about being in a bowl game... when you grow up using a pee-bucket. ANY bowl looks great.

looking at his leg, it doesn't look like he can even hit a toilet bowl

http://usc.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=521&mid=167695460&sid=995&tid=167695460&style=1

question to BruinRob...
your urinary problem is a direct result of castration or bris gone wrong???

did alley doc work on the wrong head???
just wondering... hmmmmmmm

CockInside...r u panicking yet? http://usc.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=521&mid=167695460&sid=995&tid=167695460&style=1

BruinRob, if only Rick Neuheisel had studied USC as closely as you do! It's a good strategy -- learn from the best!

BruinRob...were u panicked? When u shot ur Trojan off with pee and squirted ur GIRL!!!! hahahaha.... hahahhaha..... hahahaha whattah mental picture.

BruinRob, random question

What is your age? If you dont mind me asking.

I can recall in one of your posts maybe about a month ago, you claimed to have grandkids. Then I think yesterday you claimed to have children around the age of 12.

Also, in one instance when someone was questioning you on why you are a hard core UCLA fan when you didnt go there, you claimed to have a son who was going to start on the football team in the fall.

Just curious as to the who dude behind all these shenanigans is. But hey you make things ineteresting I'll give you that.

BruinRob is a professor at UCLA... teaches male queefing.

This is BruinRob - http://tinyurl.com/d4ac6le. Words can't describe him, other than words like liar, fraud, coward, negligent, clueless, dumpster-diver, section 8, stolen valor.

What has Rick done to convince us that he understands anything about Pac 12 football?

714, he's over 69 and loves children. Even waived his preliminary hearing today.

USC-714 -
I'm over 50 years old.
I have 2 grandkids.
I never made such claims about my son going to UCLA, let alone starting for the football team, He was accepted at UCLA but, UCSB made more sense for his major.
Thank you...I prefer to keep my anonymity...only two people here know me, one of them posts from time to time and who actually took me up on a challenge to meet up at his friend's mixed martial arts in Huntington Beach (I am great) the dude has balls and a wicked left hook, we sparred some, he got some really good shots at me and I was able to land some myself, but because of my age I sorta ran out of gas, "I am great" is a youngster.

I will reveal one more secret, when I came here to these blogs, I saw "WestwoodRob" "UCLA Rob" and some other Rob, so I decided to join the "Rob" clan and named myself BruinRob...that however, is NOT my name..."I am great" knows my real name.

Anyhoo, back to business...NOBS, How Does, cockInside, WEB Dupree, BoscoH...I've been spending countless hours daily doing research on which is the best cucumber that is shaped like a penis, and I finally found them, they are the Taiwanese cucumber.

Being that I'm a giver during these holidays season - I ordered a Bushel of Taiwanese Cucumbers four your gay clan...I heard that How Does broke a cucumber inside NOBS' ass last weekend - hence all the shit coming out of his mouth...these Taiwanese cucumbers bend but do not break...enjoy them girls!!!

Again, being that I'm a giver, I had my next door neighbor grow a cucumber that should be perfect for NOBS...check it out, I think we will agree.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/699548-giant-cucumber-shatters-world-record

So you are saying that you live in England?

@Jethro, damn!!! now you know where I live!! you're too damn smart!!! actually...ahhh....ahhhh...hmmmm...I meant to say my...ahhhh my sister's friend's cousin's best friends' uncle's neighbor...grew it, however it's being Fed-Exed, and NOBS will have it in time for his gay Jacuzzi party this weekend, did he invite you?

BruinRob,

I'm sure you're an awesome grampy,, but your trist stories are weird.

Oh daaaam! I forgot about you! I hope one bushel of cucumbers will be enough!

BruinRob is a cool kat who means well (for a UCLA guy haha)

He'll talk trash with the best of them but does not intend for it to be personal or to offend anyone. To him its just harmless good old sports fun.

And this coming from a USC Fan, Fight On!

"I will reveal one more secret, when I came here to these blogs, I saw "WestwoodRob" "UCLA Rob" and some other Rob, so I decided to join the "Rob" clan and named myself BruinRob..."

BruinRob, that can't be entirely true. "Westwood Rob" was a parody of your posts on this blog, so he was named after you, not the other way around.

@WEB, not true.
@I am great - how are man? I haven't seen you around, I hope all's great...if every USC fan was like you, these blogs would be much fun, minus all the insults.
I hope you're having a wonderful Christmas.

I am great,

Please provide us with a detailed report of your evening with BruinRob.

On a scale of 1-10, how much of a BearPuss (true Bruin) is this guy? Can we trust him? What do you make of his past?

BruinRob, I call b.s. You were the one posting as both BruinRob and UCLA Rob. Is this or is this not you in this photo?

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/192176187/3_CHEERLEADERS_AND_ME.jpg

WEBfoot, that's NOT SlobDusky. That guy is FAT and balding. The Marines use guys like that to mop up the bathroom and take out the trash. Not only that, but a Fucla sweatshirt and trying to out Scott Scotty? No way. Mrs. SlobDusky would NEVER go for a guy THAT ugly. The SLOB is a STUD!

@WEB, daaaayam!! nope, but I wish that would be me surrounded by them gorgeous babes...don't you wish USC had chicks that looked like that?

@NOBS, finally I agree with you...you only wish the USC cheerleaders would be as hott as these.

WEB Dupree - When I first came on these blogs, I remember you were always respectful and I would even go as far as saying you, were the voice of reason on here...however, I've noticed that lately, especially the past two or three weeks you have turned into a butt hole trying to stir shit up with me.

For the most part I've never really posted any derragtory commentary towards you because I actually thought you were a man of God, since you always commented using a Godly persepective, and being a former practicing Christian myself - and that I can sadly admit to having back-slid the past two or three years - I refreained myself out of respect towards you and your ways of coming across on here.

But posting, a picture of who you perceived to be me, even if if it's not me, really is a low blow, by your mere intention of uncovering my identity. If attention is what you're seeking from me then attention is what I will give you, and I will treat you no better than I treat the other butt hole on this blog, NOBS. You're nothing but a dumbfuck back-sliding hipocryte worthy of being placed on the same category as NOBS, in other words you're a pickle-licking, coxucking, man-juice sucking, piece of shit scoundrel.

SlobDusky is being SCHOOLED by everyone from Scott to the Cadre. But I'll say this WEBfoot, if ANYONE knows about a "low blow", it's SlobDusky!

BruinRob, I do not think that you are telling the truth about how you chose your handle, and so I cannot take seriously your denial that the guy in the photo is you. You were posting as UCLA Rob and BruinRob, and "Westwood Rob" appeared later as a spoof of your posts.

Anyway, that photo link is the result of the detective work done long ago by the guy calling himself "Sam Gilbert", back when you first began posting on here. And who are you to criticize such efforts, given your creepy stalking of that guy who used to work for a parks and rec department, or whatever it was?

By they way, comparing me to Nobs -- now THAT is a low blow!

Gee, WEBfoot, I'm crushed.

BTW, get a load of SlobDusky in the photo. HE DOESN'T EVEN PUT HIS ARMS AROUND THE GIRLS!!! Looks like a TOTAL tool! hahahahahahahah ROFLMAO

WEB, I have never stalked anyone on here, EVER. If you go back to past posts, you will always find me posting a comment on here, that is always UCLA USC related, be it sarcastic, mean etc. but it's always rivalry related, that some get their panties in a knott ahbout it it's their problem, not mine, they begin to attack and I attack back.

Moron, would always reply to my posts with personal insults, as does NOBS, and other douche bags, and only when he would try putting me down with what he perceived to be my lifestyle would I point to him that the best his USC degree got him was a job at the city of Bellflower...did I EVER post a link for everyone to see who he was?? No I didn't, nor did I EVER start talking shit to him just for the hell of it, until recently when he, along with NOBS seemed to be forming an alliance, but I still NEVER posted a link with his picture, I have enough class to ever do that to someone that I don't even know.

Now, who the fuck made you the police on these blogs to be getting in the middle of a cat fight among posters?? what is your interest in all this?? Moron and I agreed to be peaceful with each other, I apologized to him for making derogatory remarks about his girl friend, despite of him making derogatory remarks about my deceased wife, and not apologizing for it...we called it peace, and that's the end that...so where the fuck did you come from with this shit?? I've never even posted with you before?? you're calling me a fraud, yet you claimed on here to be a pastor?? WTF?

@KNOBBED, if that was me those chicks would have their lips on my cheeks, being the rock star that I am...speaking of "rock" are you ready to rock that gigantic cucumber that I ordered for you and BoschH? I think WEB would like to join your gay clan, have you made the formal invitation?

I believe W.E.B. knows what he is talking about when it comes to Westwood Rob.

WEB is just toooo daaaamn smart!

Well, NOBS, I criticized you for your urn jokes, and this is the thanks I get -- cucumbers and all. So go ahead and make your foul jokes. I withdraw my objections.

@BruinRob -- I believed your remarks about losing your wife, your son going to UCBS, etc., but with your strange baloney story about the origin of your handle, I now wonder if the BruinRob-skeptics on this blog were right all along.

Where is NostraSamGilbertus? What does he think about the purported photo of BruinRob?

UCSB, that is.

The origin of bruinRob's name is BROinRob leading to the fixation on the anal cavity. It's his sperm bank... the closest thing he's come to anything relating to banking

wow. congrats to NOBS, you have dragged another down trOXan down to very low level. first it was Bosco, then it was ibc, now WEB...NOBS maybe you should change your name to Dathan-NOBS!!!

Geez Louise!! i think only Jethro remains as a men of integrity around here....and he's coo-coo crazy!!!

$h!tBucket, you see, everybodyknows I'm an insider, espically Scotty, and know the inner workings of SC Ahtletics. You and your buddies like SlobDusky just waste space on this blog. yap yap yap. EVERY week, SC is going to lose, SC sux, SC & Kiff suck, etc. etc. etc. Yes, SOMEDAY we will lose, but until then STFU. Or at least come up with a scoop evert once in a while like I do.

WEB, I'm not here to make friends nor to make enemies...I am civilized with those that are civilized and rude to those that are such....I give respect to everyone until they disrespect me, and you sir, have disrespected me too many t times without me provoking you. U don't give a flying fuck what you think of or who you think I am ...ignore me, I ignore you. That simple. NOBS, f**k you.

SlobDusky, you are sooooooooo full of $h!t. Civil? Respectful? You are a TOTAL joke. EVERYBODY on this blog has "schooled" you. NOBODY care about your lies regarding your life. My bet is that you ARE that fat @$$ with the bRuin Hogs. Now go put the FIVE little Slobs to bed, unhitch your new hog, i.e. wife, from the plow, have one last shot of moonshine, take off your hiking boots and go to bed. Good Night Now.

NOBS, civil to you? NEVER, I stand on everything I've ever said to you..you are a large walking mass of smelly shit with legs...If you ever j-walked, the only pedal I would press is the gas pedal, then I'd put my car in reverse and run your ass over again, until your as flat as a tortilla on the asphalt. Then I would have my three oldest sons piss over the mess before you would be scooped away...of course that would never happen in real life...because you can't walk, you fat ass. You're the most despicable waste of a human being I've ever encountered on here or anywhere. I hope you choke in your vomit tonight, and burn in hell for all your evil deeds and the horrific insults towards my wife and children, you SOB.

SlobDusky, I'm sure you are describing yourself. This is the kind of stuff you post when you have no answer. You are a FOOL. As I've said, You are a TOTAL joke. EVERYBODY on this blog has "schooled" you. NOBODY care about your lies regarding your life.

I only care about what my loved ones think about me - my family. I don't lose sleep thinking about strangers think about me, especially a fucking loser like you...you on the other hand, are seeking acceptance from complete strangers on here because you can't possibly have a family...and if you do have one, I'm sure its from a distance, I can't picture anyone wanting to have anything to do with a fucking cold oblooded asshole like you.

That's why you only have your family SlobDusky. Of course, you probably don't even have that. Your posts are full of lies and bravado. As I've said, You are a TOTAL joke. EVERYBODY on this blog has "schooled" you. NOBODY care about your lies regarding your life.
Fool.

Where I come from "schooling" means being 'taught' or it could mean 'getting beat' - neither of which has occurred on here. Many here have come at me with jabs, and even an occasional roun-house that misses by a mile...you throw a jab, I throw hoook and land...you throw a jab, I throw an upper cut that lands square on your chin...you're still on your feet because I let you be on your feet, let's just say I get joy out of knocking the crap out of you for 12 rounds, without delivering the knockout punch. You are a complete coward, and unworthy of the air you breathe, too bad you're a spinless worm, that doesn't the balls to say the things you say to my face. Go choke on triple cheeseburger.

hahahar... see, I told you bRuinRobbed is a triple threat!!! All in the same post. Pee, poo and vomit for NOBS? Robby speaks from HIS History. His 8th grade formal fell, pissed, poo'd and vomited all over himself while having concussion convulsions

sorta break dancing on his own bodily fluids. Daaaaang, Robby you crack me up!!!

50-zIp, SlobDusky also got his head flushed in the toilet after 7th period in the Shop Building!

oj says hi, and please send cigs