Quote Of The Night

“We didn’t have time to wallow in self pity. We didn’t have time to go through the carnage that was that evening.”
— UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel on coming off USC game and playing Oregon on Friday.

29 thoughts on “Quote Of The Night

  1. Why would Neuheisel say anything. Just go get your ass kicked Friday, then go away. You never accomplished a thing in this town.

  2. I love the comments on the panda bear blog re: Ricky’s send-off. The same posters who were calling for his head last week are now lining up to scuk his dcik, talking about what a great guy he is. Ucla fans are like that crazy tweeker bitch who wants to have sex right after stabbing you with a pair of scissors.

  3. Hard not to admire the man. Our boy Kiff would be blaming the refs, the timekeeper, the groundskeeper, the parking attendants, Larry Scott…

  4. No, fake “owns,” he wouldn’t. He and the visor would be busy WINNING.
    Fight on!

  5. CRN’s had 4 years to wallow in self pity. What a disgraceful football team! Actually Guerrero should follow CRN out the door along with Howland! Jesus but it must suck to be one of those powder blue pansy’s that showed up to their conference rivalry wearing surrender white uniforms! The ones where their D backs all had shyt stains on them? Freaking still laughing! Wonder if they are even going to show up at Autzen?
    When they carried Neu off the field, did they put him in a dumpster? AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  6. Guess what TroBans…. In about 48 hours Lane Kiffin is going to be the lower paid, remain the less talented coach in LA. Chris Petersen is coming and you guys are SCREWED. Rick loaded up on the recruits but was unable to fully utilize their talent. Petersen takes kids that no one else wanted and makes giant killers out of them. Welcome to the Pac 12 basement, losers!

    UCLA football is BACK!!!!!!

  7. We are most certainly not “back”. We haven’t been legitimate contenders in a long time, if ever. But the promise of Petersen puts us back in the title hunt immediately. He is the best coach in football, and no one here can question that. He took Boise and made them into a team that could beat Georgia, Oklahoma, Oregon… Watch what he does with the Bruins!

  8. Also, what are you Trojans smoking when it comes to CRN getting carried off the practice field. That is CLASS. When a man loves a school as much as coach NEU, this is a good way to go out. If anyone could shock the world tomorrow night, it’s coach Rick.

  9. A song for BearPussy:

    When a man loves a school,
    As much as Neuheisel does.
    He will get carried off the field.

    It doesn’t matter, No…
    If he got half a hundred
    dropped on his ass last week.

    When a man loves a school,
    As much as Neuheisel does.
    He can’t even lose for another year.

  10. schadjoe Joe Schad
    UCLA inquired about Boise State coach Chris Petersen but the school has been told he will not be a candidate

  11. Bosco, of course. Of course you’re going to call me “BearPussy”. Typical SC freak. Now you’re trying to play it off like you’re a songwriter? Let’s focus on football, Twinkie Toes.

  12. @I Partied/USC Owns … LMFAO
    “Tweeker bitch & Kiff would be blaming”

    Carlos: Why drag Jesus into this shit? But since you mentioned Him, thanks for tuning into The Pac-12 Championship Game. You will think you’ve seen Jesus when we advance to The Rose Bowl.

  13. Espn reporting that Chris Petersen staying at Boise State. Texas A&M now looking for a new head coach so between TAMU and ASU, Sumlin is not going to ucla. Even with >9% unemployment rate, ucla can’t get someone to take their head coaching job.

    ucla will be embarassed on tv tomorrow night by Oregon with a head coach that’s been fired. Has one team lost by 50 points twice in one week? Announcers will be merciless re: ucla going to a bowl game with a losing record. ucla will get invited to some 8th tier bowl game in Nunavut, Canada. ucla still can’t find a head coach meaning the 2012 recruiting class will be as poor as 2011. ucla football will be relegated to bottom of pac12 for next 5 years.

  14. Look at these guys trying so hard to ignore the fact that not even Petersen, a coach at a non-automatic qualifier, wants to coach at ucla. bahahahaha your tears of envy taste so sweet.

  15. You know, if my team had just been dropped 50-0 and was about to have a last meal for the second time in a week, I wouldn’t be talking trash, but then again, I’m not a troll on a rival’s blog.

  16. Okay, no Petersen. His loss. He knows that.

    Gnossos, this is football, not Dr. Phil. Have no use or interest in your psychological evaluations.

  17. Yes Ms. Galore it is FOOTBALL and when you gutty little bRuins learn to play it, let us know. Until then it’s Annihilation Time in Autzen and you will need Dr. Phil afterwards.

  18. Gnossos,

    You think I care if we lose? This is football. The best team wins and Oregon’s the better team right now. Call Phil if YOU need him, but this Bruin’s doing just fine.

  19. You Bruins are delusional – already painting Chris Petersen’s name on a door over there. How many good coaching positions has he passed up over the years – just to take a lousy one at ucla?

    As for remembering the whipping on Saturday – that won’t take any effort on your part. Us Trojans will be talking about it for decades…

  20. To Wallow in Self Pity: An art form perfected by SlopeSpic and Charlize Bucksh*t….

  21. Hey, Chris…

    Honestly, I doubt you know much about delusional disorder. Now you’re coming around diagnosing people? Come on, man. Get real.

  22. To ucla-rockies….. Speaking of Jesus! Touchdown Jesus stands shadowing over the mighty gridiron in South Bend and blesses the mighty Trojans as they kick the ‘holy’ shit out of the Domers… year in and year out, just like clockwork… because not only do we own the Rose Bowl, we also own Notre Dame Stadium!

    Now cabron, just STFU, and quietly go back being dogmeat old pansy f’n ucla… your weak response is not necessary!

  23. Carlos,

    Finally someone who wants to talk football and not mental illness or ponies. One of the only real fans here. And to top it off, you’re actually right about what you’re saying. Keep it slammin’.

  24. UCLA coaching search:
    DG: We need to make a change! We need to close the gap! We need the best coach we can buy with all this new TV money we got because everyone in the country wants to watch USC! Get me Chris Petersen!
    CP: Hello?
    DG: Chris! It’s Dan Guerrero from UCLA. I’d like to talk to you about…*click*…Chris? Chris? Hello? Get me Kevin Sumlin!
    KS: (Answering machine) Hi! This is Coach Sumlin, I can’t come to the phone right now because I’m negotiating a new contract with ASU because they fired their coach after he lost to a god-awful UCLA team. Please leave a message.
    DG: Hmmm, get me Mike Leach!
    ML: Hello?
    DG: Coach Leach, this is Dan Guerrero from UCLA. Big fan of your wide open offense and want to bring that kind of excitement to our program which could use a boost of energy.
    ML: Uh, Dan, are you aware I just took the job at Washington State?
    DG: Uh, no. Gee. Why does no one tell me anything around here? Get me Rich Rodriguez!
    RR: Hello?
    DG: Rich, Dan Guerrero at UCLA. How would you like to coach the Bruins?
    RR: (Hysterical laughter)
    DG: Uh, Rich, why are you laughing?
    RR: Oh lord, it’s true what people say about you. Sorry, I took the job at Arizona. Good luck Dan! (chuckles)
    DG: I know! Let’s get a proven winner in here, get me Jim Tressel! He knows how to handle controversy!

  25. Globehop 310

    Not sure why you posted something so wacky/half-baked. Not good to live in fantasy. And don’t tell me you do this for a living. Awful dialogue. Terrible scene, overall.

  26. DeLorean,

    “Good stuff”? Are you an infant? Raise your standards. One thing I will give you, though, is Globehop’s line “Uh, Dan, are you aware I just took the job at Washington State?”

    That’s not bad, paints an accurate picture of our AD.

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