It bugs me that other people have better cars than I do. There was an ad in The Sun’s Classifieds the other day. Some guy was selling his 2002 Lamborghini for $179,000. My first reaction was astonishment. Some guy in San Bernardino has a Lamborghini? I was filled with envy. I felt bad. But then I felt good again. Hey, the guy had to sell it, right? But then I felt bad again. Some other person would buy it. Then I felt really, really bad. That other person wasn’t going to be me.
