THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO LOMA LINDA

A wild boar running loose in Loma Linda recently was captured and destroyed. I feel bad. The poor pig probably was seeking refuge. It figured that Loma Linda, founded by the Seventh-day Adventists and a bastion of vegetarianism, would provide a safe haven. Nobody would try to hunt it down with knives and forks. Surely Loma Linda, of all places, would offer political asylum to a poor pig on the run. But nooo …

There’s a lesson here for all of us. Sometimes you just can’t catch a break.