THE WORST COMMERCIAL ON TELEVISION

Well, I think it’s the worst one, anyway. I know there are many from which to choose.

It’s the one where the guy is sitting in his chair, doing nothing, staring into space. Suddenly he remembers he needs to conduct a banking transaction. He stands up, grabs his jacket, then realizes, hey, he can do his banking business online, using his pocket computer. He presses a button and presto … all done! He didn’t have to go anywhere! He didn’t have to do anything!

He hangs up his jacket and takes his seat in the chair again, with a satisfied expression on his face.

So, this is the ideal now, apparently. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, staring into space.

Yes, the future looks bright for the human race.