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April 22, 2007

Horse racing's Cambianica is dead at 79

Fermo Cambianica was beginning his rounds at Santa Anita one day last month, handing out his selections to friends throughout the grandstand, when he collapsed near the ground-floor food court. At first the 79-year-old handicapper refused a ride to the hospital across the parking lot from the racetrack. Then friends explained he wouldn't be allowed to go back to work in the press box until a doctor looked him over.

That was persuasive to a man who had gone to work in the local racetrack press boxes practically every day since 1955.

Cambianica died Saturday night at Arcadia Convalescent Center after a brief battle with cancer. His last visit to Santa Anita had been Wednesday, when the fifth race was named in his honor. He had announced plans to retire closing day of the Santa Anita season, which was Sunday.

A one-time Long Beach State basketball player and competitive ballroom dancer, Cambianica had been publicity director at Los Alamitos racetrack and served as a mutuel clerk for years, but was best known as a newspaper handicapper and turf writer for the Long Beach Press-Telegram (and, earlier, the Monrovia Citizen). For the past few months, Cambianica's picks appeared in consensus boxes throughout the Los Angeles Newspaper Group chain.

In the Santa Anita press box, where lately he was a virtually year-round fixture, he was beloved for his gentle sarcasm and his helpfulness. Colleagues never did figure out his penchant for sizeable place bets.

"Fermo has always been admired by his peers for his dedication, loyalty, friendship, sense of humor and willingness to help," racecaller Trevor Denman told the Santa Anita crowd Wednesday after the event named for Cambianica.

Though he pronounced his first name "Fairmo," friends generally said it simply as "Firmo." Invariably, as Denman announced that "the main track is fast and the turf course is firm," somebody in the press box would call out, ". . . and the turf course is Cambianica."

The first time I saw Fermo Cambianica, at Hollywood Park in the mid-1980s, I sized up the stoutly built man as a fearsome operator not to be messed with. Then I heard his distinctively squeaky voice and got to know him, and realized he was the gentlest guy in the box.

Handicapper Bob Ike knew Fermo for more than 20 years.

"But I don't remember the first time I met him," Ike said Sunday. "He was just always here."

Cambianica is survived by two brothers. No services are planned, but the local tracks should find a race to name in his memory for eternity.

An update, Sunday evening: During Cambianica's hospitalization, other handicappers helped out by making picks for him. The final selections under his byline appeared in Sunday's papers. On the 10-race card at Santa Anita, he had seven winners.

April 12, 2007

Power outage is a message from above

I'm not here to report on the specifics of this afternoon's power outage in Woodland Hills (and elsewhere?), only to speculate on its cause.

Kurt Vonnegut did it.

In the shopping center at Ventura and Topanga Canyon about lunchtime Thursday, all of the restaurants and stores had hand-lettered signs on their doors, each reading something like "Sorry -- Closed Due to Power Failure."

I was walking past Vons, where an employee stood in the doorway. I asked why every store had to close if there was no electricity. I mean, I could understand a restaurant being out of commission if it couldn't heat food. I could understand a grocer's trouble selling ice cream if it's half-melted. But what's the problem at the video store (the comedy shelf was going to spoil?), the baseball-card shop or the karate studio?

"We can't ring up sales," the Vons woman said, without computers.

"Just write down what you've sold and punch it in later," I said.

A man in a manager's tie appeared in the store's semi-darkness.

"We're not going to do that," he said of my pen-and-paper idea.

"Besides," he said, "we'd be worried about safety."

OK, there would be dark corners in a big grocery store. But what would be so dangerous in the smaller stores?

"There'd be liability issues," the manager said. "The lawyers would be first in line."

There was a quote from Kurt Vonnegut with one of the obituaries Thursday morning:

"The main business of humanity is to do a good job of being human beings, not to serve as appendages to machines, institutions and systems."

The way I figure it, the first thing Vonnegut did when he got upstairs Wednesday night was arrange for the windstorm that presumably caused the electricity to go out in the West San Fernando Valley.

The power went out and all the human beings in one big shopping center in one little corner of the globe became useless appendages to machines, etc.

So thanks for the practical lesson in the pitfalls of progress.

Now, when is Fatburger open again?

April 04, 2007

California's Derby horses line up

Liquidity was made a 5-2 favorite after a 10-horse field was set this morning for Saturday’s $750,000 Santa Anita Derby at Santa Anita Park in Arcadia. The horses are listed below in post-position order, with jockeys and morning-line odds; each is assigned 122 pounds. The 1 1/8-mile race is the West Coast’s major prep for the May 5 Kentucky Derby.

1. Court the King, Jose Valdivia, 20-1
More was expected of the gelding when he ran 4th to Bwana Bull at Bay Meadows
2. Sam P., Ramon Dominguez, 4-1
Todd Pletcher-trained grandson of Affirmed was 2nd in Lewis to Great Hunter
3. Bwana Bull, Russell Baze, 8-1
Jerry Hollendorfer-trained Holy Bull offspring dominated 3-year-olds in Bay Area
4. Boutrous, Kent Desormeaux, 12-1
Son of Tiznow was outrun by Bwana Bull at Golden Gate and Sam P. in the Lewis
5. Liquidity, Corey Nakatani, 5-2
Before fade in La. Derby, Doug O’Neill trainee by Tiznow pushed Stormello, Ravel
6. Black Seventeen, Clinton Potts, 15-1
Front-running speed gives Florida-bred a puncher’s chance in first try at two turns
7. Level Red, Aaron Gryder, 5-1
A well-beaten 3rd to Cobalt Blue in the San Felipe, he’ll be close to the pace
8. King of the Roxy, Richard Migliore, 3-1
If they ran Derbies at 7 furlongs, Todd Pletcher’s Hutcheson winner would be a star
9. Tiago, Mike Smith, 20-1
Giacomo team (John Shirreffs trains, Mosses own) reassembles with his half-brother
10. Medici Code, Jorge Chavez, 30-1
Mystery gelding’s romps in England can be viewed at the website attheraces.com