Nicole Richie: Hello?

Paris Hilton: Omigod! You’ll never guess what just happened!

Nicole: Um…

Paris: OK, so I was in my car, on my way to Harry Winston, listening to my album, OK? And it started skipping. I mean, really! That thing never leaves my CD player. Why on earth would it be skipping? So anyway, I pushed the eject button thingie to pop it out so I could look at it, and the radio came on.

Nicole: Uh…

Paris: And I heard on the radio that Pinkberry is giving away free yogurt on Friday. I couldn’t believe it! So I pulled the car over right there on Beverly and whipped out my new iPhone. I found this Web page that explained everything…

Nicole: OK…

Paris: So anyway, I found out they’ve got new summer flavors — coconut and passion fruit — and from 5 to 9 p.m. on Friday they’ll be giving out small cups of the new flavors. I totally can’t wait! You know how much I love coconut!

Nicole: Uh…

Paris: You know I’m at Pinkberry, like, every day. Since you’re my BFF, I’ll pick you up at 4:30 on Friday, I’ll bet we can hit every Pinkberry in L.A., starting with the two here in Beverly Hills.

Nicole: Paris?

Paris: Uh…yeah?

Nicole: Why are you calling me?

Paris: Um…

Nicole: We haven’t spoken in two years!

Paris: Uh…who is this?

Nicole: Nicole Richie.

Paris: Nicole? Omigod…I am so sorry. I totally thought I was calling Kim Kardashian. I must still have your number in my phone. I can’t believe I called you. Totally sorry. My bad. *click*