First of all, is it Nicollette or Nicolette? One “l” or two? I feel as if I can’t move on until I solve this dilemma.
Who am I kidding? Anyway, Michael Bolton has hurt us all in the past, but here he’s doing his best James Caan impression. I’m surprised Jimmy Caan didn’t find MB and either kiss him on the mouth … or punch him in said orifice. And did I mention that his pants are too damn long. At least Nicollette’s not dating Kenny G.
As for Ms. Sheridan, the black bow thing is not working. Can she even walk? Is he pushing her on a platform, Spike Lee style? Ah … even I don’t care.